Denim Deb
More Precious than Rubies
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I got this off of another forum. Of course for some of them it may not be that you're a redneck but that you're SS!
You Might Be A Redneck If:
~You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.
~Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.
~You've ever re-used a paper plate.
~If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.
~If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.
~On Thanksgiving Day, you have to decide which pet to eat.
~Your turkey platter is an old hub cap.
~Your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.
~Your stuffings' secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.
~Your only condiment on the diningroom table is ketchup.
~Side dishes include beef jerkey and Moon Pies.
~You have to go outside to get something out of the "fridge".
~The directions to your house include "Turn off the paved road".
~You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
~You have an Elvis Jell-O mold.
~Your secret family recipe is illegal.
~You serve Vienna Sausages as an appetizer.
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16 Signs That You Overdid It At Thanksgiving
You spilled more food than your local food kitchen dispensed!
Paramedics bring in the "Jaws of Life" to pry you out of your EZ Boy!
Your after-dinner moans are loud enough to signal Dr. Kevorkian to give you
a call!
The gravy boat your wife used was a real 14ft boat!
The potatoes used set off another potato famine in Ireland!
You get grass stains on your butt after a walk, but you never sat down!
(gives new meaning to the term, "youre ASS is dragging"!)
Your "Big Elvis Super Belt" won't even go around your waist after dinner!
You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your E-mail!
You set off three seismographs on your morning jog Friday!
Pricking your finger for a cholesterol test only yielded gravy!
You have 5 TV sets side-by-side, so you can watch all the football games!
One of your guest quotes the Biblical passage about "The feeding of 5,000"!
The rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn!
Your wife/husband wears a life vest at night in your waterbed!
Representatives from The Butterball Hall of Fame called you twice!
If it looks like the left-overs from the meal will last you until Christmas!
You Might Be A Redneck If:
~You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.
~Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.
~You've ever re-used a paper plate.
~If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.
~If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.
~On Thanksgiving Day, you have to decide which pet to eat.
~Your turkey platter is an old hub cap.
~Your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.
~Your stuffings' secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.
~Your only condiment on the diningroom table is ketchup.
~Side dishes include beef jerkey and Moon Pies.
~You have to go outside to get something out of the "fridge".
~The directions to your house include "Turn off the paved road".
~You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
~You have an Elvis Jell-O mold.
~Your secret family recipe is illegal.
~You serve Vienna Sausages as an appetizer.
****************************************
16 Signs That You Overdid It At Thanksgiving
You spilled more food than your local food kitchen dispensed!
Paramedics bring in the "Jaws of Life" to pry you out of your EZ Boy!
Your after-dinner moans are loud enough to signal Dr. Kevorkian to give you
a call!
The gravy boat your wife used was a real 14ft boat!
The potatoes used set off another potato famine in Ireland!
You get grass stains on your butt after a walk, but you never sat down!
(gives new meaning to the term, "youre ASS is dragging"!)
Your "Big Elvis Super Belt" won't even go around your waist after dinner!
You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your E-mail!
You set off three seismographs on your morning jog Friday!
Pricking your finger for a cholesterol test only yielded gravy!
You have 5 TV sets side-by-side, so you can watch all the football games!
One of your guest quotes the Biblical passage about "The feeding of 5,000"!
The rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn!
Your wife/husband wears a life vest at night in your waterbed!
Representatives from The Butterball Hall of Fame called you twice!
If it looks like the left-overs from the meal will last you until Christmas!
