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  1. LaurenRitz

    Memes That Make You Giggle

    Then there's the type where the series has you thinking something entirely different than the end result. One of those has you getting on a bus, and at each stop people are getting on and off. Then the question is, "How many people got on at the first stop," or "What was the driver's name?"
  2. LaurenRitz

    Memes That Make You Giggle

    Well, 100 IQ is the median, so...
  3. LaurenRitz

    Memes That Make You Giggle

    It's fun to mess with peoples heads.
  4. LaurenRitz

    Memes That Make You Giggle

    So the only problem on the first is geographic?
  5. LaurenRitz

    Memes That Make You Giggle

    No, that would be the answer to "What hatches from the egg?"
  6. LaurenRitz

    Memes That Make You Giggle

    What color was George Washington's purple horse?
  7. LaurenRitz

    Memes That Make You Giggle

    If a plane crashes on the border between Mexico and Canada, where do they bury the survivors? Or If a rooster lays an egg on the peak of a roof, which side does it roll off of?
  8. LaurenRitz

    Memes That Make You Giggle

    Is it the "want," or the "squish" that is morning dependent? Just fyi, I once broke a friend's brain by asking him, "If a man goes back in time and becomes his own father, where did the male genes come from?"
  9. LaurenRitz

    Memes That Make You Giggle

    Oh. Is that how I ended up here?
  10. LaurenRitz

    Memes That Make You Giggle

    You're on a quest and come to two doors, each guarded. One guard always tells the truth, one always lies. You don't know which is which. You are allowed to ask each one question. What do you ask?
  11. LaurenRitz

    Memes That Make You Giggle

    Like an IQ test, it's context dependent. If you don't have the "correct" background, you won't get the questions right.
  12. LaurenRitz

    Memes That Make You Giggle

    Husband and wife.
  13. LaurenRitz

    Memes That Make You Giggle

    Grandmother had a rotary phone and she didn't know how to dial it. I initially also thought it was Grandma didn't have a phone, but apparently I was an idiot for not making an assumption.
  14. LaurenRitz

    Memes That Make You Giggle

    Sometimes those are interesting. Sometimes they're just irritating because they assume knowledge not presented. Other times they twist the words so multiple interpretations are possible and declare one correct. A little girl's mother works, and she usually goes to a neighbor's house after...
  15. LaurenRitz

    Memes That Make You Giggle

    He was on the first floor.
  16. LaurenRitz

    Memes That Make You Giggle

    Well, the boy did set the criteria.
  17. LaurenRitz

    Are we living our dream?

    Last week had temperatures up into the 80s, down into the 40s at night, so of course I removed the window insulation. Then this morning it's 18 degrees out there, 50 in the house, and the furnace isn't working. Hot water is electric. I'm glad I brought the chicks in. I have the oven going...
  18. LaurenRitz

    WHAT ARE YOU CANNING TODAY?

    Government regulation shut down the last of them about 15 years ago, I believe. Mom passed away in 2016, and she got the notification. She wanted to go get the equipment, but someone else had already grabbed it.
  19. LaurenRitz

    WHAT ARE YOU CANNING TODAY?

    I still have food from 2014, as I inherited my mother's storage. 2025 and 2024 are separated, I'm trying to eat the oldest first. I did clear out everything older than 2011 before I moved. It's been convenient not to have to go grocery shopping.
  20. LaurenRitz

    Memes That Make You Giggle

    ""The only thing more dangerous than a woman with her eyes wide open is a woman with her eyes half shut."
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