A laugh for you SavingDogs

[noobiechickenlady]

This popped into my head yesterday as I was driving home. I traded one of my nice roosters to a lady who had a mean rooster. POTUSA came on the radio. The rest is history.

Brk, brk, brk, brk, brk, BRRRK!
Little ball of feathers been strutting round
Little ball of feathers been strutting round
Rooster, youre scratching in my yard
Rooster, youre scratching in my yard
Little ball of feathers been strutting round
Hes looking for some yummies for his girls
Hes looking for some yummies for his girls like bugs and worms
Hes circling round that cricket
Hes circling round that cricket
Hes looking for some yummies for his girls
Oh rooster, wont you come get some corn

Rooster in my yard and I wanna feed him
Rooster in my yard and I wanna feed him
Rooster in my yard and I wanna feed him
Rooster in my yard and I wanna feed him
Rooster in my yard and I wanna feed him
Rooster in my yard and I wanna feed him
Rooster in my yard and I want to feed him

Brk, brk, brk, brk, brk, BRRRK!

Rooster fluffed and looking so satisfied
Rooster fluffed and looking so satisfied
(Lost in his beady yellow round eye?)
(Lost in his beady yellow round eye?)
Rooster fluffed and looking so satisfied
Rooster flew up & scratch me through my jeans
Rooster flew up & scratch me through my jeans
F*** you rooster, youre gonna end up as
F*** you rooster, youre gonna end up as
F*** you rooster, youre gonna end up as
GOOD SOUP!


Rooster in my yard and I wanna cook him
Rooster in my yard and I wanna cook him
Rooster in my yard and I wanna cook him
Rooster in my yard and I wanna cook him
Rooster in my yard and I wanna cook him
Rooster in my yard and I wanna cook him
Rooster in my yard and I want to cook him

Cook him
Wanna cook him
Wanna cook him
Wanna cook him
Wanna cook him
Wanna cook him

Rooster, rooster, rooster, rooster, rooster, rooster
Cook Him!
Rooster, rooster, rooster, rooster, rooster, rooster
Cook Him!
Rooster, rooster, rooster, rooster, rooster, rooster
Cook Him!
Rooster in my yard and I want to cook him

 

[FarmerDenise]

 

[savingdogs]

I started a good trend, did I not!

I love the "I wanna cook him" part the best....and You rooster, you are gonna end up as Good Soup!

 

[Dori79]

OMG, I so needed a laugh that hard in the middle of the week! Thank you, thank you, thank you!

 

[savingdogs]

F*** you rooster, youre gonna end up as
GOOD SOUP!

is my favorite part.....

I've always liked my rooster, but I sure hated some of those drakes I had last year, so the sentiment was thoroughly enjoyed!

I'm actually possibly selling my rooster today! I'm changing to raising EEs is all though, my rooster is a pretty nice boy.