A Little Humor

[CrealCritter]

I'll post what I posted last year, because it's hard to beat.

 

[Fixit]

Hmm need coffee as this thread is chock full of nuts

 

[Fixit]

Found it! Candy corn and jelly beans should only be planted in mounds . Bet you planted them in rows.

 

[Fixit]

Fair warning . Don't plant to many . The USDA has a $1,000,000 bar on production.

 

[FarmerJamie]

This thread certainly has produced some Snickers

 

[FarmerJamie]

Jolly Rancher?

One of the Three Musketeers?

 

[flowerbug]

You could try gumdrop bushes. They are hardy to zone 4. Unfortunately the ones sold in stores are all seedless variety. No one is ever willing to share starts.

i've tried grafting but the tape doesn't stick well enough and then once you lick your fingers you just keep on going and then before you know it your graft subjects are gone in the tummy too. the hazards of the work... i'm sure OSHA and health departments would not approve of licking fingers or eating supplies...

 

[flowerbug]

Hmm need coffee as this thread is chock full of nuts

until Payday!

 

[frustratedearthmother]

Oh - you guys are such Smarties!

 

[Marie2020]

I think the Animal Cracker Elephants ate your peanuts before they sprouted.