Abifae - Ciao Babies!

[Dace]

Abi!

Do you have a boyfriend? (speaking of sex....sorry, I am nosy)

No but I need one. I at LEAST need a f*ck buddy. I should leave the house more. Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!

Abifae! *shrieked in her best mom voice*

 

[abifae]

Abifae! *shrieked in her best mom voice*

You asked!!!!

I'm not really sure how one goes about finding folk. I need to get more into the SCA again because those boys at least have manners, but all their activities are really far away. It's quite frustrating.

I'm in dance class so I do leave the house now. LOL.

I'm not sure where else to go. Museums? I mean, I do wanna find a guy I can stand. Otherwise I need to duct tape his mouth shut and just use him as a toy and throw him away after LOL. Might as well just use my toys at that point.

 

[Dace]

Oh my goodness girl! You kill me!

 

[abifae]

It's a verra serious question. I really don't know how to do it. I mean, I always found friends who had friends who needed to get laid. I've never really dated. So I don't even know where to start.

In books and mags and movies, it seems you go to a bar and find someone drunk?

But that doesn't really appeal to me.

Auntie started a dating thread for me LOL.

Maybe Craig's list? "Need walking dildo with a sense of humor and a good checkbook".

Any ideas?

 

[Wifezilla]

The correct answer to "Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!" is

"I CAN'T KNOW THAT!!!"
(These are both lines from the movie "Serenity")

Please keep in mind that abi is pure logic. She is not going to look at sex and relationship like an emotionally based individual.

 

[Henrietta23]

It's a verra serious question. I really don't know how to do it. I mean, I always found friends who had friends who needed to get laid. I've never really dated. So I don't even know where to start.

In books and mags and movies, it seems you go to a bar and find someone drunk?

But that doesn't really appeal to me.

Auntie started a dating thread for me LOL.

Maybe Craig's list? "Need walking dildo with a sense of humor and a good checkbook".

Any ideas?

I'm pretty sure CT's new Senatore Blumenthal helped make that illegal.....
Dance class sounds like a better option?

 

[abifae]

The correct answer to "Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!" is

"I CAN'T KNOW THAT!!!"
(These are both lines from the movie "Serenity")

Please keep in mind that abi is pure logic. She is not going to look at sex and relationship like an emotionally based individual.

I could stand to hear a little more.

*nod nod* nearly pure logic.

 

[abifae]

Dance class sounds like a better option?

The only boy the right age so far has a girl friend

Although those things never last....

 

[Wifezilla]

 

[abifae]

Changes!!!

Gonna get my CNA and talking to the two docs at my dance class... They do not have any to NOT go to... But they both agree Littleton Hospital is a GOOOOD hospital so their CNA class should equally be good!

Gonna give a call this week before work and get more info on their class. It IS an hour bus ride. Helen offered me a ride, because it's by her house but I do not trust her to get here on time so I will accept her offer for rides HOME Because it's a short trip to her house and then get a ride back.

Also, I am so utterly in love with my dance class. Tonight was the monthly party. One hour of instruction, one hour of dancing!!! *twirls*

I'm really excited. If I get a good job as CNA I can afford dance without having to cut the food budget LOL.

ETA: It's not IN littleton hospital... just NEAR it... I'm going to try St Luke's Ministry first