Dearest FreeMotion, can I please....

[modern_pioneer]

If you folks get with Quail she can sell it for us to make some money, as as sell some TP too folks as Herbal Toilet Paper, if we can get enough money she will us some good stuff to use around camp.

 

[Dace]

Can I come? I am just plain old tired and am looking for a vacation spot.

I don't have it in me to go thru all of my skills (really, who am I kidding? it is a freakin' short list!) but I can cook like a M'er F'er and I am a pitch-in-and-get-the-job-done kind of chick.
I am good with animals, great a t seed starting, willing to clean bathrooms and can get your laundry smelling really nice. I will even mop and do windows...with all non toxic cleaners to boot. Oh yeah...I make some really nice body scrubs...we will all be so fresh and clean!

Oh yeah...my CPR & first aid cert will be current for 2 years...if Bee is busy I can play nurse

 

[Quail_Antwerp]

Um, will we be having internet access??? While doing my "dumpster diving" will I have access to Craigslist and Freecycle?? I find lots of good stuff there!!

OH and don't forget YARD SALES! I can wheel and deal with the best of 'em!

OOOhhh and we could scavemge some used lumber from construction sites....like if there's any buildings being torn down...even if they are brick buildings...if we can get the bricks for free, we can repurpose them into bricks for a fire ring! (or two or six or fifty)

I could totally see this thread turning Roll playing...LOL

 

[FarmerDenise]

I'm beginning to think that Free's place might get a little crowded with all of us there. Maybe we should get some land in the middle of the country somewhere and form our community there. That way none of us have to travel clear across the country to get there.

 

[big brown horse]

Um, will we be having internet access??? While doing my "dumpster diving" will I have access to Craigslist and Freecycle?? I find lots of good stuff there!!

OH and don't forget YARD SALES! I can wheel and deal with the best of 'em!

OOOhhh and we could scavemge some used lumber from construction sites....like if there's any buildings being torn down...even if they are brick buildings...if we can get the bricks for free, we can repurpose them into bricks for a fire ring! (or two or six or fifty)

I could totally see this thread turning Roll playing...LOL

I have a big brown horse that is as big as an ox, he could haul anything from the dumpsters for us! He is getting fat right now just carrying me around. He needs a serious job! Feeding him is easy, he could stay fat on a tennis court!

 

[SKR8PN]

The last cat we had, developed a case of lead poisoning.

Remind me to not allow you to cook, can or put food up.

You might be better used for more manual stuff as well as adult entertainment.

The lead poisoning the cat contracted, was of the .22 caliber variety.

OK.....
I know how to make(and drink) wine. I like wine.
I know how to make( and drink) beer. I like beer.
I can shoot pretty darn good...even better if the target is moving.
I like beer and wine.
I have ample carpentry skills, including the plumbing, heating, electrical, ceramic tile and masonry and/or building a house from the ground up.
I am a mechanic by profession, including anything marine, aircraft, automotive, and/or any other "toys".
I like beer and wine.
I can weld.
I like beer and wine.
I can cut steel a variety of ways: torch, plasma cutter, saw, and even with an arc welder if need be.
I like beer and wine.
I can cut glass without making scrap.
I like beer and wine.
I plant a garden and preserve our food by canning( any style) with the best of them.
I like beer and wine.
I cook.
I like beer and wine.
I sew.
I like beer and wine.
I clean and I even clean up after myself.
Did I mention that I like beer and wine?
I have a 6" tongue and can breath through my nose.
That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

 

[Quail_Antwerp]

The last cat we had, developed a case of lead poisoning.

Remind me to not allow you to cook, can or put food up.

You might be better used for more manual stuff as well as adult entertainment.

The lead poisoning the cat contracted, was of the .22 caliber variety.

OK.....
I know how to make(and drink) wine. I like wine.
I know how to make( and drink) beer. I like beer.
I can shoot pretty darn good...even better if the target is moving.
I like beer and wine.
I have ample carpentry skills, including the plumbing, heating, electrical, ceramic tile and masonry and/or building a house from the ground up.
I am a mechanic by profession, including anything marine, aircraft, automotive, and/or any other "toys".
I like beer and wine.
I can weld.
I like beer and wine.
I can cut steel a variety of ways: torch, plasma cutter, saw, and even with an arc welder if need be.
I like beer and wine.
I can cut glass without making scrap.
I like beer and wine.
I plant a garden and preserve our food by canning( any style) with the best of them.
I like beer and wine.
I cook.
I like beer and wine.
I sew.
I like beer and wine.
I clean and I even clean up after myself.
Did I mention that I like beer and wine?
I have a 6" tongue and can breath through my nose.
That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

Got any beer and wine?

 

[big brown horse]

Sept for the cat thing, I love ya man!!

 

[FarmerDenise]

me too. I like my cat. !!! and I like wine. SKR8PN, You can join, if you promise not to shoot any cats.
Hey do you like wine and beer?

 

[freemotion]

I'm beginning to think that Free's place might get a little crowded with all of us there. Maybe we should get some land in the middle of the country somewhere and form our community there. That way none of us have to travel clear across the country to get there.

Hey!! You are OUT of my will, young lady!