We had an interesting afternoon yesterday re selling our current property. First off, to clarify, we are listed with two local agents. A, who is fantastic and B who is well, not fantastic... quite the opposite of A actually.
So, agent B phones yesterday afternoon, wanting to know if we sold our place yet

rolleyes

. I said no, it's still for sale and she says great they have a client who wants to put in an offer. The guy hasn't been round to view our place yet, but he wants to buy it. It happens, but... She had no details for us, no amount nothing. Shortly after agent A phoned and said she wants to bring people round to view our property, so DH filled her in on what agent B said. It just so happens that the same guy phoned her as well to enquire about our place.
Agent A phoned the guy and asked him very carefully, what the deal is. It turned out his offer (which we haven't received yet) is subject to him liking our place, once he got his buns down here and had a look, and deciding he really, really wants to buy it. He wants to tie us up for 2 weeks, during which we may not show the property to anyone else, try to sell it, nothing. Then, when he comes here, have a good look and says no, he doesn't want it, we can put it back up for sale and his offer is null and void. Hmm... no?
DH said to agent A that is absolutely out of the question. Until he, or anyone else makes a firm offer to purchase and the papers are drawn up and signed, we're going to keep advertising it. MIL is staying here as well and her health is not good. We need to get her out of this crop spraying asap and we cannot move her until we sell. We don't have 2 weeks to waste on a "maybe". If he's that keen, he'll just have to make a plan and get down here and decide if he wants it or not.
Agent B said the guy is going to send over his offer today and then we'll talk to them and see what the man wants to do. We also still don't know the amount he's thinking of offering... Which may be way under our asking price, in which case he needn't bother. In an effort to get a quick sale we priced it under market value, so we're not going to entertain insulting offers

Fingers crossed something will come off this.