Fashion show Creal approved

[CrealCritter]

So yesterday it was like the first nice spring day that we had. I cut loose from work early to enjoy the weather. After running the weed whacker, I found myself working in the hen house and chicken yard when my wife hollered at me and asked me if I would run to dollar general real quick for a small container of heavy whipping cream.

So I jumped in the veggie hauler and drove in to town. While standing in line all covered in grass clippings and smelling like chicken poop. I finally made it up to the cashier. The first thing she said to me is I like your outfit. I turned around and yeah the young lady behind me was looking good and all but me? So I made one one those girly modeling possess and said in a girly man voice oh yeah? is it the uncombed hair long hair in a ponytail, or my rubber boots or the fact that I'm dirty nasty and smell like chicken poop that you like? She started laughing and the young lady behind me said well, all of that but that wifebeater your wearing is hot and all the rage nowadays. I laughed and said yeah? And excpecially when it's all sweaty and dirty hu? She said oh yeah. Then everyone who overheard the conversation started laughing.

Anyways if you live in creal springs IL you don't need to dress up to impress the ladies. Just wear a wifebeater, get nasty dirty and they think it's hot. What a strange place I live in.

 

[baymule]

Glass shards in one hand, an old inner tube in the other, dirt for make up, dressed in my finest!

 

[Beekissed]

Creal, my work clothes are starting to disintegrate off my body....but I can't seem to let them go. You know how you get that perfect shirt..it's the right weight, fit, size for comfortable working? When I get one of those I am so reluctant to throw them away due to the rarity of that shirt...a comfortable work shirt. I currently have two that I have loved unto death, but just can't let them go...it's like wearing a second skin.

These are shirts where, if they come out of the laundry the wrong side out, it's completely okay because I started wearing them on that side because the outside is so very stained up. Now both sides are well stained, so inside or outside, it doesn't matter how I wear them. I call that perfection!

I realized just how bad they are getting when I went to collect eggs the other day and~as usual, forgot my basket~ an egg dropped out of the hole in my shirt. One day my grandgirl poked a little finger at one of my holes and said, "Ganny, your shirt is broken."

I call that "broken IN".

 

[baymule]

Now Bee, if your shirt is dropping eggs, it might be time to get another one. No wasting perfectly good eggs!! LOL

 

[tortoise]

Hah! @baymule you can't help but be gorgeous

 

[CrealCritter]

Glass shards in one hand, an old inner tube in the other, dirt for make up, dressed in my finest!

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Rockin the T

 

[baymule]

I have lace trimmed husband beaters........

 

[baymule]

Everything the former owners ever consumed was thrown out on the property. Over 1700 pounds of scrap metal, beer cans and bottles, toilets, carpet, shoes, toys, glass shower doors, ink pens, broken house hold items, 3 sofas, above ground swimming pool liner, the metal frame, and burn piles everywhere. News flash! Glass does NOT burn! Instead of a burn barrel, they just built trash fires all over the place.

Pigs are clean, they generally poop in a certain spot, if given enough room. These people would be an insult to pigs.

 

[moxies_chickennuggets]

Thanks y'all for the compliments. That was a look of disgust, you wouldn't believe all the trash, garbage, metal and glass we picked up and threw away-properly.

Yep....same with this property.

 

[Beekissed]

Now Bee, if your shirt is dropping eggs, it might be time to get another one. No wasting perfectly good eggs!! LOL

It didn't break but it sure got old Jake excited...eggs, dropping from the sky! I just gathered up that hole in my hand so no more eggs could fall from it and went on...but pretty soon it may be impossible to gather all the holes together.