CrealCritter
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So yesterday it was like the first nice spring day that we had. I cut loose from work early to enjoy the weather. After running the weed whacker, I found myself working in the hen house and chicken yard when my wife hollered at me and asked me if I would run to dollar general real quick for a small container of heavy whipping cream.
So I jumped in the veggie hauler and drove in to town. While standing in line all covered in grass clippings and smelling like chicken poop. I finally made it up to the cashier. The first thing she said to me is I like your outfit. I turned around and yeah the young lady behind me was looking good and all but me? So I made one one those girly modeling possess and said in a girly man voice oh yeah? is it the uncombed hair long hair in a ponytail, or my rubber boots or the fact that I'm dirty nasty and smell like chicken poop that you like? She started laughing and the young lady behind me said well, all of that but that wifebeater your wearing is hot and all the rage nowadays. I laughed and said yeah? And excpecially when it's all sweaty and dirty hu? She said oh yeah. Then everyone who overheard the conversation started laughing.
Anyways if you live in creal springs IL you don't need to dress up to impress the ladies. Just wear a wifebeater, get nasty dirty and they think it's hot. What a strange place I live in.
So I jumped in the veggie hauler and drove in to town. While standing in line all covered in grass clippings and smelling like chicken poop. I finally made it up to the cashier. The first thing she said to me is I like your outfit. I turned around and yeah the young lady behind me was looking good and all but me? So I made one one those girly modeling possess and said in a girly man voice oh yeah? is it the uncombed hair long hair in a ponytail, or my rubber boots or the fact that I'm dirty nasty and smell like chicken poop that you like? She started laughing and the young lady behind me said well, all of that but that wifebeater your wearing is hot and all the rage nowadays. I laughed and said yeah? And excpecially when it's all sweaty and dirty hu? She said oh yeah. Then everyone who overheard the conversation started laughing.
Anyways if you live in creal springs IL you don't need to dress up to impress the ladies. Just wear a wifebeater, get nasty dirty and they think it's hot. What a strange place I live in.
