OFG - I know that baloon theory all too well. Eloise sure helped me with that one as she's got the bigguns I miss so much. Sadly, she thought the two boys I offered her weren't good enough so I had to bring her to another boy that didn't suit her fancy on the first try so I tried to offer him again in late Jan. Guess I'll see by June if she decided he was good enough to produce offspring with and until then I'll just dream of big baloons....
Poor lil Fudge has got them FF teats that are sorta like those balloons the clowns use when making things for kids. They don't really get wide, or long for that matter, but they're still workable!
SD - you've got to do what's best for you. It's BEST to milk 12 hours apart, but if that can't happen, try as best as you can to get there. Some people do 10 hours, some do 14 hours apart....all depends on you.
You can even keep her to once a day milking, if that suits you too. The downside to either of these is that her production will never reach the full capacity - but if your goal isn't to see how much you can get in one day, then why bother?