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> Southerners know their summer weather report:
> Humidity
> Humidity
> Humidity
>
>
> Southerners know their vacation spots:
> The beach
> The rivuh
> The crick
>
> Southern women know everybody's first name:
> Honey
> Darlin'
> Shugah
>
> Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
> Fried Green Tomatoes
> Driving Miss Daisy
> Steel Magnolias
> Gone With The Wind
>
>
> Southerners know their religions:
> Baptist
> Methodist
> Football
>
>
> Southerners know their cities dripping with
> Southern charm:
> Chawl'stn
> S'vanah
> Foat Wuth
> N'awlins
> Addlanna
>
>
> Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:
> Men in uniform
> Men in tuxedos
> Rhett Butler
>
>
> Southern girls know their prime real estate:
> The Mall
> The Spa
> The Beauty Salon
>
>
> Southern girls know the 3 deadly sins:
> Having bad hair and nails
> Having bad manners
> Cooking bad food
>
>
> More Suthen-ism's:
> Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit ,
> and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them.
> _____
>
> Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard
> greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess."
> _____
>
> Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of "yonder."
> _____
>
> Only a Southerner knows exactly how long
>
> "directly" is, as in:
>
>
> "Going to town, be back drekly (directly)."
> _____
>
> Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some
> sugar" is not a request for the white, granular, sweet
> substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the
> table.
> _____
>
> All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is..
> They might not use the term, but they know the concept well.
> _____
>
> Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the
> best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of
> hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad.
>
>
> If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis,
>
> they also know to add a large banana puddin'!
> _____
>
> Only Southerners grow up knowing
> the difference between "right near" and
> "a right far piece." They also know that
>
> "just down the road" can be 1 mile or 20.
> _____
>
> Only a Southerner both knows and understands the difference
>
> between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash.
> _____
>
> No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the
>
> flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.
> _____
>
> A Southerner knows that "fixin" can be used
> as a noun, a verb, or an adverb.
> _____
>
> Only Southerners make
> friends while standing in lines, ... and when we're "in line,"... we
> talk to everybody!
> _____
>
> Put 100 Southerners in a room
> and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by
> marriage.
> _____
>
> In the South, y'all is singular, all y'all is plural.
> _____
>
> Southerners know grits
> come from corn and how to eat them.
> _____
>
> Every Southerner
> knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly
> wonderful; that red eye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried
> green tomatoes are not a breakfast food.
> _____
>
> When you hear someone say, "Well, I caught myself lookin',"
>
> you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner!
> _____
>
> Only true Southerners say "sweet tea" and "sweet milk." Sweet tea
> indicates the need for sugar and lots of it -- we do not like our tea
> unsweetened. "Sweet milk" means you don't want
> buttermilk.
> _____
>
> And a true Southerner knows you don't
> scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the
> freeway.
>
>
> You just say ,"Bless her heart" ... and go your own way.
> _____
>
> To those of you who are still a
> little embarrassed by your Southerness: Take two tent revivals and a
> dose of sausage gravy and call me in the morning. Bless your
> heart!
> _____
>
>
> And to those
> of you who are still having a hard time understanding all this Southern
> stuff...bless your hearts, I hear they are fixin' to have classes on
> Southernness as a second language!
> _____
>
> And for those
> that are not from the South but have lived here for a long time, all
> y'all need a sign to hang on y'alls front porch that reads "I'm
> not from the South, but I got here as fast as I
> could."
>
>
> Southern women know men may come and
> go, but friends are fahevah !
>
> Now Shugah, send this to someone who was raised in the South or wishes they had been!
>
> If you're a Northern transplant, bless your little heart, fake it.
>
> We know you got here as fast as you could.
> Humidity
> Humidity
> Humidity
>
>
> Southerners know their vacation spots:
> The beach
> The rivuh
> The crick
>
> Southern women know everybody's first name:
> Honey
> Darlin'
> Shugah
>
> Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
> Fried Green Tomatoes
> Driving Miss Daisy
> Steel Magnolias
> Gone With The Wind
>
>
> Southerners know their religions:
> Baptist
> Methodist
> Football
>
>
> Southerners know their cities dripping with
> Southern charm:
> Chawl'stn
> S'vanah
> Foat Wuth
> N'awlins
> Addlanna
>
>
> Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:
> Men in uniform
> Men in tuxedos
> Rhett Butler
>
>
> Southern girls know their prime real estate:
> The Mall
> The Spa
> The Beauty Salon
>
>
> Southern girls know the 3 deadly sins:
> Having bad hair and nails
> Having bad manners
> Cooking bad food
>
>
> More Suthen-ism's:
> Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit ,
> and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them.
> _____
>
> Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard
> greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess."
> _____
>
> Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of "yonder."
> _____
>
> Only a Southerner knows exactly how long
>
> "directly" is, as in:
>
>
> "Going to town, be back drekly (directly)."
> _____
>
> Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some
> sugar" is not a request for the white, granular, sweet
> substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the
> table.
> _____
>
> All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is..
> They might not use the term, but they know the concept well.
> _____
>
> Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the
> best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of
> hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad.
>
>
> If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis,
>
> they also know to add a large banana puddin'!
> _____
>
> Only Southerners grow up knowing
> the difference between "right near" and
> "a right far piece." They also know that
>
> "just down the road" can be 1 mile or 20.
> _____
>
> Only a Southerner both knows and understands the difference
>
> between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash.
> _____
>
> No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the
>
> flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.
> _____
>
> A Southerner knows that "fixin" can be used
> as a noun, a verb, or an adverb.
> _____
>
> Only Southerners make
> friends while standing in lines, ... and when we're "in line,"... we
> talk to everybody!
> _____
>
> Put 100 Southerners in a room
> and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by
> marriage.
> _____
>
> In the South, y'all is singular, all y'all is plural.
> _____
>
> Southerners know grits
> come from corn and how to eat them.
> _____
>
> Every Southerner
> knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly
> wonderful; that red eye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried
> green tomatoes are not a breakfast food.
> _____
>
> When you hear someone say, "Well, I caught myself lookin',"
>
> you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner!
> _____
>
> Only true Southerners say "sweet tea" and "sweet milk." Sweet tea
> indicates the need for sugar and lots of it -- we do not like our tea
> unsweetened. "Sweet milk" means you don't want
> buttermilk.
> _____
>
> And a true Southerner knows you don't
> scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the
> freeway.
>
>
> You just say ,"Bless her heart" ... and go your own way.
> _____
>
> To those of you who are still a
> little embarrassed by your Southerness: Take two tent revivals and a
> dose of sausage gravy and call me in the morning. Bless your
> heart!
> _____
>
>
> And to those
> of you who are still having a hard time understanding all this Southern
> stuff...bless your hearts, I hear they are fixin' to have classes on
> Southernness as a second language!
> _____
>
> And for those
> that are not from the South but have lived here for a long time, all
> y'all need a sign to hang on y'alls front porch that reads "I'm
> not from the South, but I got here as fast as I
> could."
>
>
> Southern women know men may come and
> go, but friends are fahevah !
>
> Now Shugah, send this to someone who was raised in the South or wishes they had been!
>
> If you're a Northern transplant, bless your little heart, fake it.
>
> We know you got here as fast as you could.