here's one for all you southerners (or those who want to be)

[elijahboy]

im gonna type it the best way i can

sout curlina

i say oooooooooooooooooool

i gots to change the ooooooooooool in my truck in the nex copl days

My favorite is "you get what you get and you don't pitch a fit". One of my fellow teachers used to say that to her kiddos.

EB what part of the south are you from? In s. TX it's "all" girl.

 

[big brown horse]

Oooo, girl you're good!

 

[elijahboy]

if your a kid parents here will tell you

if you get hurt you better get over it

girls cry so shut up

if your bored go outside and play

if your thirsty drink out the hose

 

[elijahboy]

girl im from sout curlina but i also grew up in da i-lands where geechie and gullah was spoken

so i can talk to a northerner and that will not know what the crap im saying

while growing up sometimes my own momma could not understand me

i can change my dialect in a moment

nowaimsain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

everything is all one word

Oooo, girl you're good!

 

[big brown horse]

I think you need to have a peach margarita with us over at ofg's house.

 

[elijahboy]

no girl

here its always pineapple upside down cake martini cause we from the sout

I think you need to have a peach margarita with us over at ofg's house.

 

[elijahboy]

das wa we hav ova yonder

I think you need to have a peach margarita with us over at ofg's house.

 

[lorihadams]

Does it make me southern if my children are jumpin on the trampoline right now outside the doublewide wearing only flip flops and underwear???

I was born and raised in VA but everyone that hears me talk thinks I am from Alabama.

 

[lorihadams]

Oh, and I'm goin straight as a crow flies over yonder to OFG's yard and have a drank outta dat mason jar!!!

 

[big brown horse]

It sure does!