This is a tough one for me. I do know where I don't want to be...
I don't like the ocean, any of them. I've lived close by Lake Michigan for so long I'm spoiled. All the bennies of an ocean, without the hurricanes/tsunami's, beaches so clean the sand squeaks under your feet, and no scummy 'I need a shower' feeling after you take a swim. Oh, and no sharks! So that rules out tropical islands and coastal regions.
I don't like 'nekkid' mountains. I prefer mountains that are fully clothed, in hardwoods! I know, my family says I'm weird. Cross the Rockies off the list. :/
I don't like red dirt. Call me a freak, I don't care. Can't explain it, but red dirt bugs me.

That eliminates quite a few states from my list of choices, actually.
I have trouble with excessive heat and excessive cold. My lungs are pretty scarred, and I just can't deal. So, no deep South, Far North, Equator countries.
Europe is too crowded. Love the architecture, not enough of a people person to want to live there.
So, I think my choice would be between the U.P. of Michigan (population about 2 people per square mile, gorgeous scenery, close to my beloved lake and Lake Superior) and anywhere between Knoxville TN and Asheville, NC (beautiful mountains, minimal tornado activity-petrified of those-, fantastic soil). I have lived in both areas, and personally lean towards TN/NC, but DH gripes "What is the point of owning 20 acres, if 1/2 acre of it is flat, and the rest is vertical?" which is true, I guess. I would still get my four seasons there(I'm a four seasons kinda gal), but much milder climate and longer growing season than we have here. The U.P. gets about 10-12 feet of snow in winter, and their growing season is VERY short(although the sun stays up until midnight at mid summer), but it's so beautiful, and sparsely populated. We did once look at a cabin outside Corbin KY though - it was fantastic (and, as I pointed out to hubster, only HALF of it was vertical!), but the people in the area were very, ummm..., how should I say this? Unwelcoming
