Lazy Gardener's Little Town Farm

Going out to sit down dinner, Pandora's box.

Hello.
Hi, table for two, please.
Sure, and your name.
Jessie.
Great. And do you and your guest have your vaccination cards?
Can you tell us who our server will be?
Um, looks like Brad will be your server tonight.
Great. Can you show us both Your's and Brad's vaccination cards?
Um...
And also, can you provide me with proof that You and Brad are not a carrier of HIV, Hepatitis A, B, C or any other communicable diseases?
Um...
Also, we would prefer not to be served by someone who is on drugs such as marijuana, cocaine, meth, fentanyl, etc..., so if you could provide us with Brad's most recent tox screen, that would be really great.
Um... Let me get the manager for you.
That would be great, tell the manager to bring his vaccine card to, thanks."

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I'm sure that will probably happen in some areas of the country.

This vaccine is just a precursor, a test run you might say. "They" want to see how many people they can get to take it. Give them an idea how it will go when the Mark is brought out.
 
O beautiful for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain,
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plain!
America! America!
God shed his grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!

Fruited Plain Bartlett Pears are gigantic this year. Thank You Lord 💟
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Jesus is Lord and Christ 🙏❤️🇺🇸
 
CrealCritter said:
O beautiful for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain,
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plain!
America! America!
God shed his grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!

Fruited Plain Bartlett Pears are gigantic this year. Thank You Lord 💟
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Jesus is Lord and Christ 🙏❤️🇺🇸
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That is crazy huge
 
Sunshine keeps light and time, from bringing us down.
When you are blue, sunshine brings brightness to you.
So when you're down, look up from the ground.
There's that sunlight, God made especially for you.
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Jesus is Lord and Christ 🙏❤️🇺🇸
 
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Thankfully, I've never had a desire to go to Chicago. Being a police officer is a hard job, it's even harder now. So many have quit, retired or transferred and with fewer new recruits coming up, it's going to get even harder.
 
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