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Leaving your hubby

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes & Fun!' started by Denim Deb, Jan 2, 2018.

  1. Jan 2, 2018
    Denim Deb

    Denim Deb More Precious than Rubies

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    One day, married Jade who wanted to know how her husband Max would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. Jade decided to write a letter to her husband.She writes, she is tired of him and didn’t want to live with him anymore. After writing the letter, Jade put it on the table in the bedroom and then climbed under the bed to hide until her husband got home.

    When he eventually came back home, he saw the letter on the table and read it. After a few moments of silence, he picked up the pencil and added something to the letter. Then Max started to get changed, whistling happy tunes and singing and dancing while he did so. He took his phone and dialed a number. His wife listened from under the bed as he started chatting to someone.

    “Hey babe, ready, I’m just changing clothes then will join you,” he said. “As for the other fool, it finally dawned on her that I was fooling around on her and left. I was really wrong to have married her; I wish you and me had met earlier. See you soon, honey!” Then he hung up and walked out of the room.

    In tears and very upset, she climbed out from under the bed and stumbled over to read what her unfaithful husband had written on the end of her letter. Through teary eyes, she read: “I could see your feet you idiot, I am going out to supermarket to buy milk and bread .”
     
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    baymule

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    NH Homesteader

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    Lol! Thanks for the laugh!
     
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    frustratedearthmother

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    I would be plotting revenge, lol!
     
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