But I left a glass of wine on the coffee table while I went to the bathroom. I came back and the glass was near empty. 10 mins later my wife's dog comes stumbling into the living room got up on the couch, flipped over on his back and went to sleep.
The poor guy is hung over this morning. But he did go pee when I took him out this morning after dragging him off the couch, so that's good. Maybe this will be a lesson for him to stop being such a lush, but I kind of doubt it.