OFG-isms List your favorite :D

[Henrietta23]

I'm not sure if "favorite" is an accurate title, but the one that stuck with me recently was "poop soup".

 

[Wifezilla]

Ok, I went back to the beginning of her blog and pulled out some good ones...

Hard work is hard

You can't get good Thai food in an Amish town

geez i didnt know there would be so much thinking to this

together we make haste slowly

i didnt start out being a crazy cat lady

ALL UNWANTED CATS. PLEASE COME HERE. BUT ONLY SHOW UP IF YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF MENTAL DEFECT OR VERY EXPENSIVE VETERINARY PROBLEM.

everything does NOT taste better with cat hair in it!

 

[freemotion]

Now you know who loves ya, baby!

Oh, yeah.......

baby!

 

[freemotion]

Just found another one by accident:

get out there and free range 'cuz its free!

I shout this at my goats and poultry all the time.

 

[freemotion]

Goats=crazy

she's faking it

complained to management about the bad service

 

[savingdogs]

You guys are doing a great job, but you've missed

Whoot!

 

[SKR8PN]

great googley moogley its cold out there! its like... snot freezing cold.

 

[SKR8PN]

Dudes. (note: under duress i revert to west coast slang)

i got a lard inflicted injury today. can you believe it?


Me (holds out hand to show my hubby): dude. they got me.

The Big Man: holy cow!!!

me: its just a flesh wound (i've always wanted to say that)

TBM: seriously - how'd you do that?

me: on the lard

TBM: but lard isnt sharp!

me: but its kinda slippery

TBM: do you require medical attention?

me: nope i poured tequila on it. (beats chest) i'm good.

 

[SKR8PN]

OFG on caffeine

i'mstilltypingreallyfastandievenhaddinneranditdidntslowmedownyet!

 

[SKR8PN]

Duck wrestling is not as easy as it sounds.