OFG-isms List your favorite :D

[freemotion]

ya just had to say 'we are waiting for the PLACENTA' didntja!?!!

hee hee hee

actually its kind of a funny sentence... i think i'm gonna see if i can work it into conversation....

 

[AL]

 

[Marianne]

This entire thread is hilarious! I keep calling a friend of mine to tell her bits and pieces! Of course she's the city friend that thinks I'm nuts for doing the country livin' thing!

 

[savingdogs]

"Onward and upward"

 

[Lady Henevere]

this is your free gift! never look a gift weaner in the mouth!!

From BBH's "the universe just gave me a pig" thread--well worth a read if you want a giggle. (OFG then added, "ps oh heavenly livestock-dropper-from-the-sky... you know that i've wanted a nice little milking cow.. a little jersey or a devon red please....")

And:

i keep waiting for the kitchen fairies but them b*tches aint showin' up. apparently.

 

[SKR8PN]

Found another......

they drove away REALLY fast. i think the wife was yelling at the husband for looking at my ...umm.. tomatoes

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

yeah.. you know SKR*PN, them church folks never sent another "welcoming committee" again.....

Lori - gosh - thanks for the love!

Lady H - them b*tches didnt show up last nite either. this place is a wreck!
;-)

 

[savingdogs]

I think the fact that you never show your face adds to your mystique, OFG. I totally understand the internet photo deal but I don't think you realize that without a mental pic of your features, we all apply our favorite "face" .......calamity Jane, etc.

I picture you as looking like my favorite SS friend (not on the forum, she is SS in real life I mean). This person is not beautiful but is attractive in a strong and unfussy way. No makeup, doesn't fuss with her hair, but she usually is either smiling or swearing and has compassionate eyes, so that is the face I've put on OFG in my imagination.

 

[ohiofarmgirl]

add glasses, a bad pony tail, and a dirty shirt and yeah.. thats about it.

;-)

here's a pic of my shoes - does that help?
http://adventuresinthegoodland.blogspot.com/2011/05/bucket-of-chicken.html

hee hee hee hee hee

but seriously. (HA!)

i figured out last nite that if i looked like a celeb it would be Janeane Garofalo...but with blue eyes and glasses.

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/criminal_minds_suspect_behavior/cast/janeane-garofalo/

and i dress as badly as she does on the show. but in a farmy kinda of way.

does that help?

 

[savingdogs]

Well then she can play you when they do the movie of your book.