Ok pig people...I just found a stray piglet!!!! (NEW Photos pg 21)

noobiechickenlady

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Just for you, QA:
Everybody's got a water buffalo.
Yours is fast but mine is slow.
Oh, where we get them, I don't know, but everybody's got a water buffaloooo!
I took my buffalo to the store,
Got his head stuck in the door,
Spilled some lima beans on the floor...

Another wish, I want to find a perfectly good solar electric fence charger in the trash.

I think it is perfectly obvious that it a was gift from the universe, after all the piggy stuff that's happened to her, well, coincidences like that don't just happen. They meeeean something, maaaan. Totally. Sorry, I seemed to have channeled Tommy Chong momentarily... Going back to look at kOxxx's gun again.
 

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oh.
my.
gosh.

i cant believe i've missed this whole thing!!!!! golly - get outside for a couple hrs and the whole world turns upside down!!!

BBH - first your email is full!!!

next - put up a sign?!?! are you kidding??! this is your free gift! never look a gift weaner in the mouth!!

did you get him trapped? do you have some cracked corn? if yes put some in a bowl for him and pour milk over it (see this is where those goaties come in handy). if you keep him for more than a couple of days you should get him some real "pig starter" food.... or do you have some calf manna??? if yes lemme know and i'll letcha know what to do.

but repeat after me:

he is not cute. he looks delicious. he is not cute he looks delicious!

and i cant believe you guys thought i was knee deep in booze.. whoops (sloshes drink onto computer) i WAS outside doing wholesome activities but now.. heh heh heh... it is after 5 you know!!

:)

ps oh heavenly livestock-dropper-from-the-sky... you know that i've wanted a nice little milking cow.. a little jersey or a devon red please....
 

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noobiechickenlady said:
Just for you, QA:
Everybody's got a water buffalo.
Yours is fast but mine is slow.
Oh, where we get them, I don't know, but everybody's got a water buffaloooo!
I took my buffalo to the store,
Got his head stuck in the door,
Spilled some lima beans on the floor...
Cebu!
 

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:yuckyuck :ya Yea, you are back!! I will run to the feed store later. Right now I have a trail of dog kibble (stuff the sheep wont eat) leading right into the pen. He is about 15 feet away from it right now. :fl :fl :fl If I can just get him in there I'm set.

Keep going little piggy, keep going!! :fl
 

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if you also have a cattle panel you can kind of guide him where you want to go..

:)

get out the hoagie bun! whoot!

:)
 

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This thread is filled with win :lol:
While we're wishing, I'd like a pair of Embden goslings, and if someone wants to bush hog the acre of bamboo that's eating my land, that'd be good too.
 

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Henrietta23 said:
noobiechickenlady said:
Just for you, QA:
Everybody's got a water buffalo.
Yours is fast but mine is slow.
Oh, where we get them, I don't know, but everybody's got a water buffaloooo!
I took my buffalo to the store,
Got his head stuck in the door,
Spilled some lima beans on the floor...
CebUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
CebUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
 
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