Quail_Antwerp: Words from the Barnyard...

[Quail_Antwerp]

Give him a comfy chair next to the garden and let him criticize how YOU are hoeing....that might help!

Are you trying to get me divorced??????

Are you eyeing up the prize if I let him go, Bee?????

Well, I figured I'd be the one milking Blossom, but we'll see.

He really is feeling pretty good today.

 

[Beekissed]

He's much too young and handsome for me, Aly! Haven't you heard? I'm a fat ol' curmudgeon who can't hold her water!

You know darn well that Blossom is going to fall in love with Ernie and be "his cow"! She really likes men better than women.....as it should be!

My youngest called me from boot camp and cried, "Don't sell Blossom!" I had written to him and told him that I had made that decision....... Men! Can't live with 'em and can't shoot 'em.

 

[Quail_Antwerp]

Men! Can't live with 'em and can't shoot 'em.

and can't beat them over the head with a shovel! (not that I've ever wanted to do that! )

Tell your boy I live close enough to visit...He can come see Blossom anytime!!

Speaking of which, have you thunk up a price yet??????


ETA: Bee, I just did that math. Ernie is only 5 years younger than you!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Beekissed]

Well, I asked the fellow who owns the bull what he thought about pricing. He says it depends on if you want cow or cow/calf pair. He said in her current condition, he would ask $900 for cow and $1100 for the pair.

He's a pretty nice old fella and calls it how he sees it and had even warned me against buying this cow because he was worried about her condition. You should have seen his face when he saw her! He said it was the best he had ever seen her look! That warmed me all over.

Ask Ernie if this sounds right? Someone else (my crazy sis and her weird hubby) had advised me to ask more but I trust this fella more than them (an understatement), so I want to ask for around this figure.

 

[freemotion]

He's much too young and handsome for me, Aly! Haven't you heard? I'm a fat ol' curmudgeon who can't hold her water!

I hear that Aly backfires, though....

 

[Tallman]

I hear that Aly backfires, though....

It has been determined that that is a positive thing though!!!

 

[Beekissed]

I've heard that over 30 % of the destruction of the ozone layer has been contributed to Aly.

Hey, Aly....if you come out my way, you want a banty "throwback" roo? You could take him the next time you go to auction and get rid of him. We don't have those kind of auctions around here or I would do it myself. He's got pretty coloring but he is small.

 

[keljonma]

QA - my dh was the same way after his back surgery! Get out that duct tape!

 

[MorelCabin]

Just be glad he was trying *to* hoe...and not trying *a* hoe
Oh I am in a mood today!

 

[Quail_Antwerp]

Just be glad he was trying *to* hoe...and not trying *a* hoe
Oh I am in a mood today!

I am not kidding! ya'll been nipping on something!



So true, so true....

Bee, I had nothing to do with the ozone layer. My gasses are earth friendly

Yes, I'd be happy to take your throwback to the auction. What's he look like?