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baby if i could, i would have INVENTED this stuff!

and remember that The Big Man believes the only perfume i should wear is bacon-scented!!! i think i have my million dollar idea! whoot!
 
OFG, your product line can be eau de pork and bacon martinis!
 
DrakeMaiden said:
OFG, your product line can be eau de pork and bacon martinis!
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Ain't NONE of you guys RIGHT! :lau Not a darn ONE of you! :lau :lau
 
I wanna see those little Club cocktails in Bacon Martini flavor!

Come on OFG...DO IT! Sink all your hard earned life savings into Bacon Martinis!
 
ohiofarmgirl said:
baby if i could, i would have INVENTED this stuff!

and remember that The Big Man believes the only perfume i should wear is bacon-scented!!! i think i have my million dollar idea! whoot!
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:lau and to think the idea of tying a pork chop around someone's neck to get the dog to play with them started out as a joke :lau
 
k0xxx said:
Ahhh... The power of bacon.
Tactical Canned Bacon with a 10 year shelf life (to make it through those zombie invasions) and my favorite... Squeeze bacon
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For us people who have less than a full set of teeth, I will have to seek out this miracle food that which you speak and have a semi truck of both canned bacon and pre-digested crackers delivered before 2012.

Thanks xpc - less 2 teeth
 
i'm serious. whenever i got the bacon goin' on the stove... here comes The Big Man with his version of the 'brown chicken brown cow' dance... gettin' all 'hey baby....'

and i'm all EXCUSE ME i'm trying to cook here....

(and since this is family show just insert what you can expect next )

for heavens sakes.
 
Just when I thought I had that song outta my head, here comes OFG, on a BACON thread no less, with

BROWN CHICKEN BROWN COW!!!! :bun :bun :bun :bun

And she's all like, pervy and stuff!!!! ROFL
 
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