FarmerChick
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A man and his wife walk into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic. I don't have time for the gums to get numb.
I just want you to pull the tooth and be done with it! We have a 10:00 AM tee time and it's already 9:30. I don't have time for the anesthetic to work!
The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this man is surely a very brave man to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist asks him,
"Which tooth is it?"
The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth honey and show him.
I just want you to pull the tooth and be done with it! We have a 10:00 AM tee time and it's already 9:30. I don't have time for the anesthetic to work!
The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this man is surely a very brave man to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist asks him,
"Which tooth is it?"
The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth honey and show him.