The Diary Of Hardly

[Tallman]

The Diary of Hardly

Date: ???????????????



Deer Mr. Diary


We have a fellow back here in the hills named Lefty Tootal. Hes a fine gent four shore, but he gets mixed up on his complements and fraselogy an such. The other day he told a lady, Ur doughter is lots better lookin than I had xpected.? That went over real good. Another time I heard him compliment a lady by saying, U drive real good 4 a women. And yesterday we waz a sittin down at the feed store a talkin with the others, and Pete Willis mentioned that one uv his best friends had died. Lefty said, Oh Im so sorrie, I hope it waznt anythin serious.


Hardly

 

[kcsunshine]

Sounds like Lefty has a serious case of foot and mouth disease.

 

[Tallman]

High to allz uv U. I'm at the Tallmanz house coz it is Missus Tallmanz weddin aniversery. She has been married 41 years an Tallman said that he waz a goin to take her out 2 eat. I thought that that ment cooking hot dogs out in the yard, but no - he took her to this fancy do dad place in the city. I come over to water the flowers and get the eggs.

Does anybody no ware the Tall one keeps the garden hose?

Hardly

 

[kcsunshine]

Maybe in a shed out in the yard - or in his garage. I know at our house they're laying all over, but I bet Tallman is more organized than we are.

 

[dacjohns]

Might maybe be hooked up to the spigot.

 

[Tallman]

Found it sur anuff Mr. Dac, but it weren't hooked up to no spigot thing uv a magigger. It were hooked up 2 the spikit its self.

 

[dacjohns]

My mistake. How long til the tall man finds out u bin using his machine?

 

[Tallman]

My mistake. How long til the tall man finds out u bin using his machine?

Dac, I found out as soon as I got home.


Hardly's in trouble.


Again.


Tallman

 

[kcsunshine]

Cut him some slack, Tallman. He was only trying to help. He wasn't trying to get a date or anything.

 

[dacjohns]

If he isn't messing things then no harm, no foul. Or should that be fowl?