The Diary Of Hardly
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Tallman
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The Diary of Hardly
Date: I am not in a fimilier wa with a girl person yet!
Deer Mr. Diary
I have me this hear uncle hoo is an educiated feller in the waz uv the kumputer. Win I go over 2 see him, he is alwaz a doin sumpthin on that thing. Sumpthin bout an inner net uv the world. I really thinks his noodle is a bout noodled out. Well I wint over to take him sum eggs, an sur enuff their he waz at that kumputer thing a reeding watt waz on the lite up box on his desk. I axed him watt he waz a doin and he said he waz a makin up a livin will. Now Mr. Diary, I never heard uv any livin will thing so I axed him to splain it to me. He told me that he never wanted 2 live in a vegetativatable state. I told him that I never wanted 2 leeve this part uv the country myself, but then he wint on an splained 2 me that a vegetativatable state waz a state uv Being. It is a state uv just sittin all day a doin nothin atall but starin strait ahead. Along with this starin strait ahead a person in this state had 2 liv on juice an that waz all their waz to life. He told me that he didnt want to live thata wa, an if that ever happened 2 him he wanted me to pull the plug an take the juice away.
I paused 4 a moment
an watched him a sittin there a lookin at his kumputer,
did me sum thinking on the matter,
an then I wint ahead an dun it.
I pulled the plug on that kumputerized kontraption, took his wine glass along with the jug, an left.
I hope I dun ritely.
Hardly
Date: I am not in a fimilier wa with a girl person yet!
Deer Mr. Diary
I have me this hear uncle hoo is an educiated feller in the waz uv the kumputer. Win I go over 2 see him, he is alwaz a doin sumpthin on that thing. Sumpthin bout an inner net uv the world. I really thinks his noodle is a bout noodled out. Well I wint over to take him sum eggs, an sur enuff their he waz at that kumputer thing a reeding watt waz on the lite up box on his desk. I axed him watt he waz a doin and he said he waz a makin up a livin will. Now Mr. Diary, I never heard uv any livin will thing so I axed him to splain it to me. He told me that he never wanted 2 live in a vegetativatable state. I told him that I never wanted 2 leeve this part uv the country myself, but then he wint on an splained 2 me that a vegetativatable state waz a state uv Being. It is a state uv just sittin all day a doin nothin atall but starin strait ahead. Along with this starin strait ahead a person in this state had 2 liv on juice an that waz all their waz to life. He told me that he didnt want to live thata wa, an if that ever happened 2 him he wanted me to pull the plug an take the juice away.
I paused 4 a moment
an watched him a sittin there a lookin at his kumputer,
did me sum thinking on the matter,
an then I wint ahead an dun it.
I pulled the plug on that kumputerized kontraption, took his wine glass along with the jug, an left.
I hope I dun ritely.
Hardly
freemotion
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dacjohns
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He had some correct spellings that I don't think Hardly would get correct. He also had some words spelled the same way.
I think someone is putting us on.
Maybe Hardly has been dictating instead of writing this himself.- Thread starter
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Tallman
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As you might recall, in post #13, Hardly did some "dictionaireizion" with Abner. I think that this might have helped him with his spelling. We'll just have to wait and C.dacjohns said:
He had some correct spellings that I don't think Hardly would get correct. He also had some words spelled the same way.
I think someone is putting us on.
dacjohns
Our Frustrated Curmudgeon
I was thinking of the proper use of an apostrophe in didn't. Must be a good dictionary.
I expected Hardly to say dint.
I expected Hardly to say dint.
freemotion
Food Guru
Hardly probably was typing too fast like most of us do and accidentally spelled it correctly, either that or spellcheck caught it...
