The Diary of Hardly
Date: It looks hopeless.
Deer Mr. Diary
Aint it funny how U think that U no sumwon, an then U larn sumthin new about them. Well, I have this heer cuzin named Emmily Don, an she an her huzband have this nice little house in the sitty, an she axed me 2 come down the other day an do sum yard work. She told me that she an her huzband were a goin 2 B gone 4 a couple uv days, an that wood B a good time 2 come do the work. She had left me a key 2 the house in a secret place under the door mat, but I cant tell U where or I wood be a givin out the secret. Anywaz I wint down an waz a workin in the yard an decided that I wood go in the house an get me a drink. Well, wile I waz in there the phone rang so I picked it up an said hello. It waz sumone with a message 4 Emmily Don. Now I believe in goin beyond the normal call uv duty so I took the message an put it under one uv the magnatized plastik photos on the electrikated icebox door.
Member win I said that sometimes U think U really no sumwon, but then U learn sumethin new? Well, jist soz U will understand watt I am a talkin about - here is the message along with watt I didnt know about Emmily Don.
The Message:
Sumwon frum the Gyna Collages called.
They said that the Papst Beer is normal.
I didnt no that Emmily Don drank beer.
Hardly
