kcsunshine
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The Diary Of Hardly
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Tallman
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The Diary of Hardly
Date: Yup! C below!!!
Deer Mr. Diary
I gone an done it. Hilda Lou is home 4 a brake frum school an I wint an seen her the other day, an I gots me a date with her! Win I wint an saw her she waznt even reckegnizable 2 me. She is sum kind uv Wowzied, Upstandin, Beautimus woman now, but after we talked a spell i found that she waz the same on the inside, an that is watt really kounts 2 me, but I rilly do like that Wowzied, Beautimus part uv her. I axed how she waz an all, an she said she waz fine, an all, (corse I cud SEE that!), an then we wint out in the yard an talked sum, an she axed me ifin I waz a goin 2 the church Sunday school evening picknik, an I said I waz, an she axed me ifin she cud sit by me at the picknik, an I said she cud, an she axed ifin we cud take a walk after we ate, an I said we cud, an that, Mr. Diary, is how I axed her out 4 my very 1st ever date.
I dont no ifin it waz all such a good idea or not coz my mind jist aint rite no more. 4 example, that same evening win I got home I took the milk bucket out to the chicken house an got them eggs, an then I took the egg basket an milked the kow with it, an then I went an poured water in Mildred the mules oat box, an then wint an put oats in her water tub, an ant Hattie says I jist dont seem to do nothing like I used 2 no more, an she is rite, an I jist want to
lie in the grass an
watch the clouds, an I never new that they waz so perrity before, an I never new the sky 2 be so
blue before, an I
never new that the grass waz as green as it is be4
an we sure do live in a wonderment uv a world dont
we4.
HaRd
L
y
Date: Yup! C below!!!
Deer Mr. Diary
I gone an done it. Hilda Lou is home 4 a brake frum school an I wint an seen her the other day, an I gots me a date with her! Win I wint an saw her she waznt even reckegnizable 2 me. She is sum kind uv Wowzied, Upstandin, Beautimus woman now, but after we talked a spell i found that she waz the same on the inside, an that is watt really kounts 2 me, but I rilly do like that Wowzied, Beautimus part uv her. I axed how she waz an all, an she said she waz fine, an all, (corse I cud SEE that!), an then we wint out in the yard an talked sum, an she axed me ifin I waz a goin 2 the church Sunday school evening picknik, an I said I waz, an she axed me ifin she cud sit by me at the picknik, an I said she cud, an she axed ifin we cud take a walk after we ate, an I said we cud, an that, Mr. Diary, is how I axed her out 4 my very 1st ever date.
I dont no ifin it waz all such a good idea or not coz my mind jist aint rite no more. 4 example, that same evening win I got home I took the milk bucket out to the chicken house an got them eggs, an then I took the egg basket an milked the kow with it, an then I went an poured water in Mildred the mules oat box, an then wint an put oats in her water tub, an ant Hattie says I jist dont seem to do nothing like I used 2 no more, an she is rite, an I jist want to
lie in the grass an
watch the clouds, an I never new that they waz so perrity before, an I never new the sky 2 be so
blue before, an I
never new that the grass waz as green as it is be4
an we sure do live in a wonderment uv a world dont
we4.
HaRd
L
y
freemotion
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Awwww, shucks, Hardly! 
kcsunshine
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Hardly's got a girl friend, Hardly's got a girlfriend. 
dacjohns
Our Frustrated Curmudgeon
Sounds like Hardly is twitterpated.
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Tallman
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The Diary of Hardly
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Deer Mr. Diary
Well, I am supposin that U want 2 no about my date with Hilda Lou.
It dint happen.
It rained an the picknik waz called off.
Hilda Lou wint back 2 school.
That's all.
Hardly
Date:
Deer Mr. Diary
Well, I am supposin that U want 2 no about my date with Hilda Lou.
It dint happen.
It rained an the picknik waz called off.
Hilda Lou wint back 2 school.
That's all.
Hardly
dacjohns
Our Frustrated Curmudgeon
You might wanna foller her.
kcsunshine
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Tallman
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The Diary of Hardly
Date: Duz datin by letter count?
Deer Mr. Diary
I got me this hear letter frum Hilda Lou, but she told me not to diareeize it. If it waz diareeized, then the hole world cud reed it, an it waz ment jist 4 me.
I can tell U that she got back to school jist fine. She is now schoolin at a Universeerie an learnin a degree in edgeucation so she can become a teacher. She wrote sum about hour allmost date that we didnt have, and stuff that I better not rite U about because tellin U everything wood be the same as diareeizin the hole thing, an I promised that I woodnt do it.
Hardly
Date: Duz datin by letter count?
Deer Mr. Diary
I got me this hear letter frum Hilda Lou, but she told me not to diareeize it. If it waz diareeized, then the hole world cud reed it, an it waz ment jist 4 me.
I can tell U that she got back to school jist fine. She is now schoolin at a Universeerie an learnin a degree in edgeucation so she can become a teacher. She wrote sum about hour allmost date that we didnt have, and stuff that I better not rite U about because tellin U everything wood be the same as diareeizin the hole thing, an I promised that I woodnt do it.
Hardly
freemotion
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That's a really good sign, Hardly! She likes you!!!
