was test, now...City meets Country...an SS tale

[noobiechickenlady]

Oh this just keeps getting better & better!
And right before her eyes, that neighbor was drinking a dipperful of steaming milk straight from one of the cows! She

 

[dacjohns]

being a major busy body and quite ____ retentive (can you say that here?) she decided she needed to do something about her condo complex turning into a farm.

 

[sylvie]

So she carved a whistle from out of the fence post and composed a song.

 

[okiegirl1]

the chickens, hearing the beautiful music, came running.....

 

[murphysranch]

calling Bwaak, Bwaak, flutter flutter one wing down - at which point the rooster, doing his courtship dance, decided that the lady next door was his new paramour.

 

[sylvie]

Unfortunately for the rooster, the lady was only a cardboard cutout of Elvira, left over from Halloween, rain soaked and nearly indistinguishable from a compost pile

 

[chipmunk]

Also unfortunate for the rooster, the cows happened to be passing by and trampled the cardboard cutout of Elvira, causing...

 

[MorelCabin]

one of the cows to slip and fall right on top of the rooster. Now the rooster made a terrible ruccus...waking up all the neighbors who came dashing out of thier homes in nothing but towels and underwear...sound familiar...anyone???....

 

[SKR8PN]

........ain't a single solitary one of you got ANY sense at ALL!!!

 

[sylvie]

It had already made the news and the news anchor was heard repeating "ain't a single solitary one..." when a shrill scream filled the air, blocking the rest of the newscast