We need to start a dating service

[Blackbird]

Abi! Abi! Abi!

I thought of someone!
My friend Bert.

He fits all of your criteria, except maybe the dancing part, and the sciFi part. Oh and the dragon part.

You might have to clean up his diet a little...

Oh, and the cue cards thing.. well..

But! He likes cats!
He's 31, a cattle rancher, and has beef cattle, goats and chickens.

 

[Wildsky]

Got a Brother-in-law that isn't still living in the parent's basement? Or maybe a cousin with most of his real teeth?

If I did, I might put him up on EBAY.

 

[Wifezilla]

Hmmm...Bert might have potential...LOL

 

[abifae]

But Black bird... boys gotta be able to read cue cards.

"That's great, dear"
"That sounds very interesting!"
"Thank you for sharing that"

I used them on my Nate. He rather approved LOLOL.



The dragon is the mostest important. Cuz I had a dream...

oooo He has to get the dreams thing. And not be too attached to any specific reality.

So, what's his number? LOL.

edited for lack of spelling and grammar.

 

[Blackbird]

Well, Bert's recent dream involved a succubus.. does that count?

Do nods count as cue cards? I think he can do that.

 

[abifae]

Well gosh, he owns land and that's a good start!!! *grins*

 

[Wifezilla]

Well, Bert's recent dream involved a succubus.. does that count?

See abi? I told you Bert had potential

 

[Blackbird]

I think he wants children. Are you up for adoption?

When he gets on I'll direct him to this thread.

 

[abifae]

Kids... like around all the time?? >.>

How about a puppy?

 

[Blackbird]

I think so. Puppies.. He has dogs too. Like ten.