Wifezilla's Rampage - Weekend Update w/ pics

[Wifezilla]

*** hastily drafts political talk waiver for our new politician ***

I HEREBY GRANT Icu4dzs THE RIGHT TO ENGAGE IN POLITICAL DISCUSSIONS ON MY JOURNAL AS LONG AS HE PROMISES TO NOT LIE, CHEAT, STEAL OR TWITTER PICTURES OF HIS PRIVATE PARTS TO COEDS AND PORN STARS.

Granted this day, June 10, 2011 by Wifezilla.

(That's my official seal.... get it )

 

[savingdogs]

I'm so glad you started a journal, WZ!

*hits subscribe button over and over*

 

[Icu4dzs]

*** hastily drafts political talk waiver for our new politician ***

I HEREBY GRANT Icu4dzs THE RIGHT TO ENGAGE IN POLITICAL DISCUSSIONS ON MY JOURNAL AS LONG AS HE PROMISES TO NOT LIE, CHEAT, STEAL OR TWITTER PICTURES OF HIS PRIVATE PARTS TO COEDS AND PORN STARS.

Granted this day, June 10, 2011 by Wifezilla.

http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/2558/sealofapprovalu.jpg
(That's my official seal.... get it )

1.) I don't know how to twitter. That is why I'm here.
2.) I haven't had a chance to learn all those proscriptive arts yet. I've only been the "mayor elect"for 2 days.
3.) none of my private parts are worth the effort. Buy a box of prunes and take some pictures. You'll enjoy it more.
4.) I couldn't interest co-eds when I was their age. What makes you think they'd like me now?
5.) Porn stars? Hmmm I'd have to know more about that. What do they do?
6.) I don't have time for most of the things WZ forbade me to do anyway. Who is going to tend my garden, see my patients, sign the death certificates, attend city council meetings and the list goes on? (I still can't imagine Weiner having time to do all that stuff. What a nutter.)

In summary, be it therefore resolved whereas ICU4DZS accepts your Libertarian terms the following matter is hereon decided.
All those in favor will signify by the customary sign or mark hereon placed whereas and thereto with the party of the first part indicating their assent, etc.
lau I learned some lawyer words reading the town paper. )
//BT//
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[Wifezilla]

I learned some lawyer words reading the town paper

And so the downward spiral begins....

 

[abifae]

 

[kcsunshine]

Oh boy! I lubs me a good fight with a politician..

(Notice, I did not say fight with a "good" politician.)

 

[FarmerJamie]

Abi; Aint that the truth!

Henrietta; A cattle prod???

FarmerJamie; comparing female hormones to a bad accident? (typical male)

Guilty as charged. There's a bad joke/pun in there somewhere, but I'll walk on by.

 

[Henrietta23]

Cars, trucks, tools, beer...

There. Maybe that will change the ads and bring the boys out of hiding!

OMG....Lover boy is performing on Fox and Friends...I hope they don't get their walkers tangled in the amp cords! Someone could fall and break a hip!

Please please please tell me they're not wearing red leather pants!!!!!

 

[Henrietta23]

And yes, a cattle prod. Could be so much fun when I'm feeling cranky.

 

[savingdogs]

OMG!

prunes!
cattle prods!
lawyer words!
downward spiral begins.....