Wifezilla's Rampage - Weekend Update w/ pics
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Wifezilla
Low-Carb Queen - RIP: 1963-2021
Hubby was just threatened with divorce. His offense? Buying drink mix with red dye in it. It's everywhere. Son went to his adult day care today looking like The Joker after a paintball fight. Whe he heard the bus, he immediately ran to the kitchen and tried to slam a quart of some cherry flavored crap (sugar-free Walmart stuff) because he could NOT leave the house with any left in the pitcher ya know. So of course he got it all over his face and all over his clothes. I could not find another shirt fast enough so he went to day care looking like hell.
I had just chewed out hubby last night for buying that stuff. I chewed him out the last 20 times as well. This time I told him if he brings that crap in the house again he may as well just pack his 5h!t. There is red dye all over the kitchen. It is all over my hands from trying to clean it up. The wood table is stained....
Sure, seems petty pulling out the D word over drink mix, but how many times does a person have to deal with unnecessary crap before they snap? I told him if I ever lost it and headed for a bell tower with a rifle, it wouldn't be over one big thing. It would be over something small that happened again and again and again. Who knew it would be drink mix?
I had just chewed out hubby last night for buying that stuff. I chewed him out the last 20 times as well. This time I told him if he brings that crap in the house again he may as well just pack his 5h!t. There is red dye all over the kitchen. It is all over my hands from trying to clean it up. The wood table is stained....
Sure, seems petty pulling out the D word over drink mix, but how many times does a person have to deal with unnecessary crap before they snap? I told him if I ever lost it and headed for a bell tower with a rifle, it wouldn't be over one big thing. It would be over something small that happened again and again and again. Who knew it would be drink mix?
dipence71
Got the t-shirt
NOT petty at all, it is all the little things that we put up with and then the 1 more little thing that pushes us over the line into completely and totally going way over the deep end.Wifezilla said:Hubby was just threatened with divorce. His offense? Buying drink mix with red dye in it.
Sure, seems petty pulling out the D word over drink mix, but how many times does a person have to deal with unnecessary crap before they snap? I told him if I ever lost it and headed for a bell tower with a rifle, it wouldn't be over one big thing. It would be over something small that happened again and again and again. Who knew it would be drink mix?
been there done that!!!
glenolam
Lovin' The Homestead
They call those kinds of people implosive.
You're the cashier
(if you know what I'm talking about)
You're the cashier
(if you know what I'm talking about)
old fashioned
Almost Self-Reliant
Some men just don't seem to 'get it'.....similar story here too. Our biggest challenges are usually over small stuff. To them, they think 'but it's only _____, why are you getting so upset over something so insignificant anyhow. it's no big deal' They don't realize (or refuse to) that little something can create absolute disaster. They only see as 2 separate events & not that they're linked together (not following the dots)- Thread starter
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kcsunshine
Almost Self-Reliant
Send him down here to live with mine. They'd probably shoot each other and we'd both be out of our misery.
old fashioned
Almost Self-Reliant
Oh boy!!! I'll send mine too and please please please, let me hold the gun!!!
