Wifezilla's Rampage - Weekend Update w/ pics

[Farmfresh]

After he gives you a couple of beers he had better suck out the poison.

 

[savingdogs]

After he gives you a couple of beers he had better suck out the poison.

 

[abifae]

OUCH!!! Poor auntie!!!!

I am not passing the hell OUT. I've felt like **** all day and forced myself to stay at work and it was crazy busy (my coworkers are very very pleased I was there, two others had called in) and I had to log out about 2 hours worth to sobby cry and try to relax my headache. I'm DONE NOW!

 

[kcsunshine]

Hey everybody did you hear? Wifey's got 3 boobs!

 

[valmom]

Ouch! I hate wasps. Beer is a great remedy for stings, at least temporarily.

I haven't seen any car ads that say they take goats around here- someone really would take them up on it!

 

[Wifezilla]

I am happy to report I am down to two normal sized breasts today . I took an antihistamine and 3advil last night after the medicinal Maple Nut Amber beer and then went to bed. I also put a glob of PRID on the wound, and today all I have to show for the epic battle with the bugs are three little red dots on the side of my left boob. So that explains the high pain level last night. I was stung three times, not once.

 

[kcsunshine]

Glad you've been de-boobed today. I've got to get some of that PRID. Must be a wonder salve.

 

[Wifezilla]

It is! And at only 2.98 a container it is definitely worth trying.

 

[abifae]

Where did you get the PRID, again?

Also, can you just buy me a box of the kefir grains? I'll deduct it from the milk and vinegar tab lol.

 

[Wifezilla]

PRID is actually carried by Hellmart. As for the freeze dried kefir starter, I can grab some before imbed up. The packages are,around $6.