HAHAHA So my friend and I tried our hand at "30 minute Mozzarella" yesterday.

About 3 hours later we had this... ricotta-looking -but not really- maybe some mozzie flavor if you think about it- cheese dip!
It tasted great - added some fresh rosemary, lavender, oregano and used it as a veggie dip. Mozzarella it was not!!
So we scratched the pizza idea (because we wanted our own cheese on it) and just made a smorgasboard of meat, cheese, veggies and fruits. She mixed some cinnamon, fresh nutmeg and vanilla flavoring in the cheese-stuff and we dipped apples in it. YUM.
No idea of course on what we made or how to do it again.
Last night it was 87* and breezy ... I thought I was going to catch a chill! Seriously, after a week of over 105* heat index enough is enough!
I have turned the horses out so they can graze in my yard, the pasture adn the garden. They pretty much have the garden ready for me to mow and till this week. I had one tomato plant (a Solar Flare or something that likes heat ) that was still kicking out tomatoes like crazy. It had about 10 big green ones on it. This is one I had planted in my former potato basket, I also planted 2 grape tomatoes in a different basket. the grape tomatoes were so covered in yellow blooms it looked like it belonged on someone's front porch instead of the garden. Dang Buddy! He walked right through the electric fence and pulled the big plant up by the roots and very neatly and carefully nipped off every single bloom on the grape tomatoes!!! (then over the last day or 2 he has eaten them all pretty much to the ground). Jerk. He is Soooo going to the trainer next Sunday!
I bought most of the supplies I need to put a bachelor pad down at the barn for my extra roos. My friend (cheese, processed chickens, etc) wants a place to bring her hens for "conjugal visits" since chickens are illegal for her (upscale neighborhood on the bay) and she has 6 hens. She wants to bring a couple to the BR / EE roo and a couple to the blood red roo. LOL I feel like I am running a mutt chicken stud service.