Chia . . . what???!!!

[DrakeMaiden]

Oh, I agree, FarmerChick . . . and all those other gag gift venues don't seem to bother me as much as this Chia thing. Maybe it is uniquely disturbing to me for some reason?

 

[FarmerChick]

HA HA HA

Chia is creepy anyway...HA HA HA

Just the creepy hair on Chia is weird..

 

[DrakeMaiden]

I wouldn't touch one with an Ove Glove!

(Ove Gloves are made by the same company that makes Chia Pets).

 

[FarmerChick]

OH YES---all the walgreens, rite-aid and CVS stores gift aisle presents...LOL

I love hitting those stores after Christmas. Those drug stores literally give their stuff away fast---I hit 80% off on all those gifts and items---but NOT ONCE have I bought a Chia or Ove Glove..HA HA HA

 

[noobiechickenlady]

Of course it is tacky. Most political "gifts" are tacky. Just like the Clinton cork screw, the Dubya toilet brush, any politician toilet paper, the Hilary Nutcracker, the Thurgood Marshall replacement cork and the Yes we can opener. Corny, tacky & tasteless.

 

[big brown horse]

I wouldn't touch one with an Ove Glove!

That was the funniest thing I've read yet!!!! You are quacking me up DrakeMaiden!

 

[big brown horse]

Of course it is tacky. Most political "gifts" are tacky. Just like the Clinton cork screw, the Dubya toilet brush, any politician toilet paper, the Hilary Nutcracker, the Thurgood Marshall replacement cork and the Yes we can opener. Corny, tacky & tasteless.

I want every one of those items in my Christmas stocking this year Noobie!!!

 

[DrakeMaiden]

Wait! I will hang an Ove Glove on the mantel at my house, with your name on it BBH, and we will see how many of those items we can fill it with.

 

[noobiechickenlady]

That's it, DM! And on the mantle above it, Big Mouth Billy Bass, the singing fish. Or the animated deer head, whichever would fit with your decor.
Gee why do we love corny, tasky & tasteless so much???

 

[DrakeMaiden]

Gee . . . I think the deer head would fit our decor better.

You know, now that I think about it . . . maybe I could use those chia obamas, as decoration on our deck steps. I could have a matching pair . . . kind of like two stone lions, ya know? I could lather the head up with some fresh duck "fertilizer" and sprinkle some seeds liberally on top. Um . . .