Fort Knox aka The Piggy Bank we're back in business!!

[The Vail Benton's]

BBH
Yesterday "The" Pork Chop got impatient with the lack of speed in which I was apparantly feeding and came to help me... he hasn't been out in awhile (or have I just not caught him?). In fact, I think I noted in a thread here that he is now too big to squeeze through. Silly, silly me!
BTW, I'm laughing WITH you , not At you

 

[big brown horse]

BBH
Yesterday "The" Pork Chop got impatient with the lack of speed in which I was apparantly feeding and came to help me... he hasn't been out in awhile (or have I just not caught him?). In fact, I think I noted in a thread here that he is now too big to squeeze through. Silly, silly me!
BTW, I'm laughing WITH you , not At you

They are Houdini's aren't they? Too funny!

Well, the pig is still in the dog crate...awaiting his demise. I can finally breathe a sigh of relief for the moment.

 

[big brown horse]

Happy to report that the new and improved pig pen is working like a charm. I had to line the fence panels with "hog wire" at the bottom in two spots and it seems to have done the trick.

He spent the first night down there and is eating some humble pie for breakfast. Ha!

 

[DrakeMaiden]

He spent the first night down there and is eating some humble pie for breakfast. Ha!

Nice work! Figures he would find any possible escape route . . . after all, he obviously got away from his last home. At least he likes your place enough to not wander too far.

 

[freemotion]

So does this mean you will attempt to raise him to a more standard butcher size of over 200 lbs?

 

[big brown horse]

yup! I'm not researching all these pork recipes for nothin! I have to admit though, aside from ham, bacon and pork sholder, I rarely cook with pork. Growing up pork was a 4 letter word. (I still won't fess up to my mother I occasionally eat ham!)

Perhaps we should start a pork recipe thread?


I am most excited about my new garden plot however. He already has about 1/3 of it rooted up.

 

[SKR8PN]

BBH........next time ol' Bacon gets out of his pen, just stick him in the dog crate, slap a couple of stamps on it and send his butt to Ohio.
I'll take it from there.

 

[big brown horse]

You got it SKR8PN, heck after all the work and the cost of supplies etc, I sorta wish he would have wandered into someone else's yard. In fact, if you lived closer, I would give him to you!

My back deck smells like a troll has lived under there! (That was where the "prince" or so he thought, decided he was going to live.) Now he is faaaar away from the back deck.

I dreamt that he escaped last night. It was rather a nightmare.

 

[modern_pioneer]

Go here and look for the MP3 click it and listen.... Get ready and try not to fall off your chair!!! Its a gut buster!!

http://bacontoday.com/eminem-bacon-song-parody-lyrics/

Two trailer park pigs are bout to get fried;
bout to get fried, bout to get fried

Two trailer park pigs are bout to get fried;
bout to get fried, bout to get fried

Guess whos back
Back again
Jen is back
Tell a friend
Guess whos back, guess whos back, guess whos back, guess whos back
guess whos back, guess whos back, guess whos back..

Ive created the flavor, cause nobody wants to eat chicken no more
They want pork, not chopped liver (huh?)
Well if you want pork, this is what Ill give ya
A little bit of smoked mixed with some maple sugar
Some grease thatll jump start my heart quicker
than the shock I get finding out from you that
the doctor just told you,
youre coming down with Swine flu

You waited this long, to cook the bacon
now Im back, I got a stack and Im salavatin
I know that you got a job Miss Piggy
but your feet and ears are so tast-y
So the P E T A dont like bacon today
or let me eat meat, so let me see
They try to shut me down on Food TV
But it feels so healthy, without me
So, come on and flip, the pork sticks to your hips
want that taste on your lips, mix up some with the grits
And get ready, cause this meats about to get greasy
I just fried another batch now, get your plates ready!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just fry me
Cause we need to get a little, greasy
Cause it feels so healthy, without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just fry with me
Cause we need to get a little, greasy
Cause it feels so healthy, without me

Pork Medallions, Im feelin the talent
the fatness of creation is fabulous
I start feelin like Im needin a snack soon
til someone comes along in the kitchen and yells FLU!!!!
A visionary, vision of scary
Could start a pandemic, pollutin the airwaves
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
in the fact that I got everyone eatin my stash
And its a disaster, such a catastrophe
for you to see so damn much of this flu crap, its just a shame
Cause Im back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Love your piggies, kiss their snouts theyre not the the ones to blame
enter in, into the kitchen like a winner
The center of attention, back for your dinner
Im just creating, the best thing since bacon dressing
Infesting in your pigs ears and nesting
{*bzzt* Testing, attention please
Feel the excitment, soon as someone mentions meat
Heres my pork rinds, my ham and my links
A pork chop and some ears? You didnt want the feet?

[Chorus]

A-tisket a-tasket, I got a few pounds in my basket
anybody whos talkin this fat, thats fat
Miss save the pigs , you can get your ass kicked
worse than those little go greener bastards
Do you know me? You dont even know my homies
you have no idea what youre missing out on honey
But thats ok, you dont know do you,
Its over, nobody eats your tofu!
Now lets go, just gimme the signal
Ill be there with a whole pound hearin the sizzle
I been there, coming up with the hot rhymes
ever since Kris turned herself into a bacon rind
But sometimes it just seems
everybody only wants to bash the meat
So this must mean the bacons got grease
But its just me, Im just obese
No Im not the first queen of bacon parodies
I am the best thing since K-winaslski
to do bacon music so selfishly
and used it to get myself wealthy
(Hey!!) Theres a concept that works
Twenty million other meat rappers emerged
But no matter how many pigs in the sea
Itll be so healthy, without me

 

[big brown horse]

That was awesome!!

And by the way, what a great bacon website!!!!