Funny animal names

[enjoy the ride]

QA's chicken naming thread got me thinking about funny names given to animals- so list yours here-
My black and white dog was named Penzoil.
A carnary missing a toe- Two Toes
An appaloosa named "Ugh" and you can guess why
An difficult horse named "Alpo"

 

[sylvie]

My animals have people names but here's others:

Roach the goat(??)

Gimp for a dog that was only slightly lame

Schmutch for a lab, all the pet names began with Schm like their last name, Schmidt. Butch to become Schmutch.

On BYC there was someone who named all the chickens after gangsters, like Jimmy the Beak.

 

[Quail_Antwerp]

I have a Speckled Sussex hen named Beaker.

We knew someone who had a blue heeler named Flash...he only had three legs, one eye, no tail, and no reproductive part.....

There's others, but this is a family friendly forum, not sure I should post them....

Like Dh's Uncle who had a dog named My *ss. The ferret named Little Sh** (NOT MINE!)

I have a Blue Heeler now named Earnhardt. We got him the day after Earnhardt Sr. was killed. My other dog is named Autumn.

Had a cow named Nosey.

My husband has a cat named Sparkles.

 

[enjoy the ride]

Jimmy the Beak- I like that- maybe Al Capon next?

 

[farmerlor]

My vet jokes that all my animals have adjectives for names.
Just a few examples:
Black cat
Fuzzy cat
Silver cat
Karys (means Love in Welsh) horse
Bram (means Black in Welsh) horse
Beaky the buzzard-Turken chicken

 

[Wifezilla]

I named my ducks after characters in an old sitcom...
Jack (khaki drake)
Janet (khaki hen)
Chrissy (fawn runner)
Lana (buff)

Come and knock on our doooooorrrrr.....

 

[Henrietta23]

My cat is named Nemo, after the fish.
I knew a cat named Puzzle (because it was missing a piece, one of its legs).
My grandparents' English Setter was named Periscope. Her littermates were Telescope and Microscope. There may have been others too, but I don't remember.
My Khaki Campbell ducks are named after my friends, Pat and Leo Campbell.
One of my dogs is named Obi Wan Kenobi (named by former owner, nicknamed Kobi).

 

[Henrietta23]

I named my ducks after characters in an old sitcom...
Jack (khaki drake)
Janet (khaki hen)
Chrissy (fawn runner)
Lana (buff)

Come and knock on our doooooorrrrr.....

What, no Mr. Roper??

 

[enjoy the ride]

I remembered another- a friend has a cat named "Tuna" also for obvious reasons.

 

[farmerlor]

Mom tells a story about a family that had a dog named D-O-G but then they were the same family that had a boy named Boy......yeah, they didn't end up writing the great American novel or anything.