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glenolam
Lovin' The Homestead
Sorry for the late day update - dang work got in the way. :/
The Big Guns came out. I realized that I'm just too nice when milking.
It went like this:
TBG shows up (It's my friend's daughter who's been milking for 10 yrs.). Fudgie's hootin and hollerin cause she's all tight and mad that I've been home for an hour and haven't paid any attention to her. After all, as soon as she saw my car she was 'on the clock'.
We get Fudgie out and she runs into the hen house for a snack...sorry Fudge, not acceptible. Drag her away as she's claiming it's her paid 15 min break and then she realizes where we're dragging her to. She runs over to the milk stand and we get her up there. She's still got to be tempted but it's not hard.
TBG milks from behind. She takes the pot - yes, I milk into a pot because I have a lid for it and I just like this pot - and puts it under Fudgie. I say "you want me to hold that just in case?"
*Smirk, giggle* "No, why?"
She takes Fudgie's legs and spreads them a bit apart, Fudgie starts nibbling on her grain and TBG gets a few squirts out to lesson the tightness.
Then, the work really starts and my eyes grew wide and mouth shuts up....
She grabs Fudgie's teats and within a blink of an eye milk's just about POURING into the pot. She's got her thumb and pointer more on the udder to bring the milk into the teats and using the remaining three fingers to get it out of the teats.
I mean, I was astounded. Milk was flowing like the Niagra....
I said "I think I'm too nice when I milk...."
Fudgie acted like nothing was going on - TBG said "Yeah - she'll tell you if it hurts, that's for sure!"
We got a quart out and still think Fudgie was holding out a little.
After we were done I just stood there, checked the clock and saw it was about 10 minutes after we had gotten her on the stand....
Man...I need to get some big girl panties for milking....got any with an udder and teats on it so I can practice?
The Big Guns came out. I realized that I'm just too nice when milking.
It went like this:
TBG shows up (It's my friend's daughter who's been milking for 10 yrs.). Fudgie's hootin and hollerin cause she's all tight and mad that I've been home for an hour and haven't paid any attention to her. After all, as soon as she saw my car she was 'on the clock'.
We get Fudgie out and she runs into the hen house for a snack...sorry Fudge, not acceptible. Drag her away as she's claiming it's her paid 15 min break and then she realizes where we're dragging her to. She runs over to the milk stand and we get her up there. She's still got to be tempted but it's not hard.
TBG milks from behind. She takes the pot - yes, I milk into a pot because I have a lid for it and I just like this pot - and puts it under Fudgie. I say "you want me to hold that just in case?"
*Smirk, giggle* "No, why?"
She takes Fudgie's legs and spreads them a bit apart, Fudgie starts nibbling on her grain and TBG gets a few squirts out to lesson the tightness.
Then, the work really starts and my eyes grew wide and mouth shuts up....
She grabs Fudgie's teats and within a blink of an eye milk's just about POURING into the pot. She's got her thumb and pointer more on the udder to bring the milk into the teats and using the remaining three fingers to get it out of the teats.
I mean, I was astounded. Milk was flowing like the Niagra....
I said "I think I'm too nice when I milk...."
Fudgie acted like nothing was going on - TBG said "Yeah - she'll tell you if it hurts, that's for sure!"
We got a quart out and still think Fudgie was holding out a little.
After we were done I just stood there, checked the clock and saw it was about 10 minutes after we had gotten her on the stand....
Man...I need to get some big girl panties for milking....got any with an udder and teats on it so I can practice?
