How to meet single like-minded individuals?

[bibliophile birds]

to be fair, the smart, interesting men i know wouldn't hesitate to sleep in a hovel full of refugees covered in body lice, but i couldn't see a single one of them shoveling chicken poop. anthropologists and aid workers are known for being down for a lot of crazy stuff, but for some reason everyday farm chores turn most of their stomachs.

i know a guy that works with Doctors Without Borders who could stick his hand inside a gaping flesh wound but the thought of a dirty diaper makes him nauseous.

i need Indiana Jones meets Joel Saladin meets, i don't know, Jack Black.

 

[Wifezilla]

i need Indiana Jones meets Joel Saladin meets, i don't know, Jack Black.

His name is Ed and he's mine. Well, more Jack Black than Joel Salatin, but I will work with what I got!

I spent years looking for my intellectual equal in high end jobs and cities. I found alot of overeducated idiots and no interesting people.

My hubby is smarter than me in many ways....but he doesn't have a lot of common sense. I think we end up balancing each other out.

 

[Ladyhawke1]

to be fair, the smart, interesting men i know wouldn't hesitate to sleep in a hovel full of refugees covered in body lice, but i couldn't see a single one of them shoveling chicken poop. anthropologists and aid workers are known for being down for a lot of crazy stuff, but for some reason everyday farm chores turn most of their stomachs.

i know a guy that works with Doctors Without Borders who could stick his hand inside a gaping flesh wound but the thought of a dirty diaper makes him nauseous.

i need Indiana Jones meets Joel Saladin meets, i don't know, Jack Black.

There ya go! Jack Black...who knew! !

 

[bibliophile birds]

There ya go! Jack Black...who knew!

oh come on, Jack Black is a total dreamboat. i mean, he's always going to make you laugh, he's always going to make you feel slim and sexy, and he's always going to think the meal you cooked was the best thing ever. plus, he has the cutest smile.

:sigh:

 

[Hoosiermomma]

I still think we need to come up with a way to have a drive thru type system where you pull up to the little board and place your order.....uuummm yeah I'd like to have one nice man 6'3" @ 195-220 lbs, lives in jeans/boots/t's (cleans up well), rugged type, loves kids, loves animals, loves to cuddle, talk, listen, romance, can fix anything, has a farm, would give you the world if he could, works hard, very strong physically and emotionally, christian, etc... to go please....
"that will be ready in a few minutes pull ahead to the window and pay." Why not??????? Who's in?????

 

[Wifezilla]

Husband-in-a-box? Open one. You'd make a fortune!

 

[Ldychef2k]

You know they are going to want to call it Husband King.

 

[Hoosiermomma]

Husband-in-a-box? Open one. You'd make a fortune!

Yeah... I am toying with the idea now.

 

[Beekissed]

Even I would bite on that idea!

Funny thing, my boy used to really harp on wanting a dad and I would have to explain over and over why a good dad is hard to find. Finally, I told him this: It's not an easy thing to find, but when they start selling them in the store and they come with a lifetime guarantee, I will certainly be the first in line to buy one...just for you, honey!

 

[bibliophile birds]

Funny thing, my boy used to really harp on wanting a dad

just tell them that dad's are like all the other hip toys: they are super fun for a little while and then they break. you end up spending more time fixing the durn things than enjoying them and then all the cool kids get the new version...