Friend of mine got tired of her husband hitting deer and rolling the car, so when it came back from the shop the last time, she attached 4 wheels from old skateboards to the top 4 corners of the car and told him that was in case he rolled it again.
That is funny!
http://www.kltv.com/story/36808441/deer-crashes-through-drivers-window-lands-in-front-seat
KILGORE, TX (KLTV) -
A Kilgore woman is recovering from shock after a deer crashed through her windshield.
"It started like it was going to cross the road ... then it took off and ran toward the car. And the next thing I know it was in the car," says Alice Hunt.
Hunt was driving to work Thursday morning on FM 2276 when she spotted the deer near an intersection. She says she slowed down almost to stop but was surprised when the deer began to charge toward her car.
"I think it broke its neck. It bent the frame of the car," she says.
Hunt said her immediate reaction was to get out of the car as fast as possible.
A few years ago, she says her husband's uncle was killed when he hit a deer and the animal kicked around in the vehicle and broke his neck.
"So that's all I could think about, 'I gotta get out of here,' " she says.
Hunt's neighbor, Shannon Baton arrived shortly after the wreck.
"I was on my way home and she was just a woman in the middle of the road and I thought, 'Oh my god. Something's happened,' " Baton says.
Initially, she thought a tree had struck the car or fallen on a person.
"I thought I was about to see a badly injured person and I thought, 'What am I going to do? ' " she says.
Hunt's phone was in the car, underneath the deer so she used Baton's phone to call her husband. Highway Patrol was also called to the scene.
Hunt was uninjured but says she was shaken up.
Fm 2276. Holy cow. Jumped in the car with this lady. Thank you Jesus she’s okay.
I think that was the first deer I ever saw here, in Ireland. They saw the oncoming vehicle and stopped, staring at me. I was driving a Renault Megane Scenic at the time (crap car). Not the most responsive vehicle with speeding up or slowing down. I did what I could, told DS to hang on tight and slammed on the brakes as hard as I could. I stopped within a few inches of those deer, who stood there throughout, staring at me. I sat and uttered a few blue words and they, well, I didn't ask their opinions, before they ran off. I got to the rental property still shaking and told the owner what happened. He said that stretch of road is notorious for deer. Unusual for Ireland. Sheep on the roads is the biggest hazard here. The farmers let them roam loose everywhere and I had two close shaves with them as well.
Murphy's Law?
If it can happen - it will happen to DH!
