Oh wow....yep...looks like it's gonna be a day! I'm not sure what it is that's so crappy about butchering chickens - but it just is, lol! I've never done it where I didn't end up covered with blood and guts and nasty chicken feather water.... It's just a PIA - BUT - I sure do like the outcome... So, ya do whatcha gotta do.
HOWEVER - when someone just thinks it's ok to drop something off for you to do... not so cool! Maybe your DH can tell the friend of the friend that he can use ya'lls equipment if he butchers ya'lls chickens for ya, lol!
How's your DH's back? Might be part of his 'not so eagerness' to get this done.
Stinks about the pig. Would have been nice to get a little more meat on her. Shame about that leg and the boar.