ohiofarmgirl
Sipping Bacon Martinis
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run, blackbird, run!
OFG--this one's for you!
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FarmerDenise
Out to pasture
MorelCabin, I'll make some chocolate whipped cream just for you, You can put it on top of whatever BB brings you. Remember he has a lot to learn...especially about that time of the month... 
Oh and I got chocolate sprinkles too....
Oh and I got chocolate sprinkles too....
Blackbird
Goat Whisperer
Would this one work?
I think it's wearing one of those tampons yall were talkin' about.
I think it's wearing one of those tampons yall were talkin' about.
MorelCabin
Quilting Extraordinaire
I can...If I were you I'd 
MorelCabin
Quilting Extraordinaire
Blackbird said:
You CAN'T do that!!
SKR8PN
Late For Supper
Blackbird my son.........I can tell you are NOT very experienced in the ways of women.....
Trust me when I tell you to shut up and move on to another thread, while your still ahead(alive).
Never, and I do mean NEVER.... try to rationalize anything.... with, about, or to.... a hormonal female. They will simply beat you down, and drag your bleeding body to a fire pit and toss you in. Then drink to your demise.
Trust me my friend. I have BTDT and have way to many T shirts to prove it.
They may love you 3 weeks out of the month, but brother, get the h e l l out of Dodge on that last week!!
Trust me when I tell you to shut up and move on to another thread, while your still ahead(alive).
Never, and I do mean NEVER.... try to rationalize anything.... with, about, or to.... a hormonal female. They will simply beat you down, and drag your bleeding body to a fire pit and toss you in. Then drink to your demise.
Trust me my friend. I have BTDT and have way to many T shirts to prove it.
They may love you 3 weeks out of the month, but brother, get the h e l l out of Dodge on that last week!!
FarmerDenise
Out to pasture
Now you are really in trouble, BB
MorelCabin
Quilting Extraordinaire
BB...
Oh Farmer! I love you too! Mmmmmm Choclate whipped cream! Yummmy!
Oh Farmer! I love you too! Mmmmmm Choclate whipped cream! Yummmy!
Blackbird
Goat Whisperer
Oh come on! I'm just teasing.
I say four little things here and get my entrails ripped out and roasted over an open fire.
I actually had this is mind with the "Snap out of it";
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJSi4GAQf-s
(But it's ok Morel, I'm not in love with you)
I say four little things here and get my entrails ripped out and roasted over an open fire.
I actually had this is mind with the "Snap out of it";
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJSi4GAQf-s
(But it's ok Morel, I'm not in love with you)
FarmerDenise
Out to pasture
BB, chocolate whipped cream will only take you so far....., you just don't mess with a woman when "aunt Flo" is avisitin' .... She'll take everything the wrong way!!!! You better get under that chair and stay put!!!!
You better get under that chair and stay put!!!!
