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FarmerDenise

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MorelCabin, I'll make some chocolate whipped cream just for you, You can put it on top of whatever BB brings you. Remember he has a lot to learn...especially about that time of the month... ;) :p :lol:
Oh and I got chocolate sprinkles too....
 

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Would this one work?

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I think it's wearing one of those tampons yall were talkin' about.
 

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Blackbird my son.........I can tell you are NOT very experienced in the ways of women.....

Trust me when I tell you to shut up and move on to another thread, while your still ahead(alive).

Never, and I do mean NEVER.... try to rationalize anything.... with, about, or to.... a hormonal female. They will simply beat you down, and drag your bleeding body to a fire pit and toss you in. Then drink to your demise.
Trust me my friend. I have BTDT and have way to many T shirts to prove it.
They may love you 3 weeks out of the month, but brother, get the h e l l out of Dodge on that last week!!
 

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BB, chocolate whipped cream will only take you so far....., you just don't mess with a woman when "aunt Flo" is avisitin' .... She'll take everything the wrong way!!!! :p You better get under that chair and stay put!!!!
 
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