TanksHill said:
laughing uncontrollably as I push Justy back into a sitting position. While all the while trying not to spill her Martini.
Hey Justy you taking pain meds still???
(trying to keep balance) ....pain pills?? Oh, no thank you....me thinks i've had enough.

Unless you count Tequilla as "pain pills"
ok, here is the REAL poem....so I think..
Starkle, starkle, little twink,
Who the heck are you I think.
I'm not under what you call
The alcofluence of incohol.
I'm just a little slort of sheep,
I'm not drunk like thinkle peep.
I don't know who is me yet,
But the drunker I stand here the longer I get.
So just give me one more fink to drill my cup,
'Cause I got all day sober to Sunday up.