ha! Becca... do you know who my little micro duck is?????!!?!!??
its Quail's SNOWBALL!!!!
ha ha ha ha ha - remember my little duck who 'really gets around'? we were laughing about this a while ago..... she was QA'a then she was Bourbon Red's... and one day when i was up at his place, i scooped her up before he could even say anything!
he called her Lady Gaga.....and we called her Bianca - for like a day... now we just call her the Garage Duck. she helps me milk every darn day - i'm totally smitten with her. she comes and 'talks' to me - peeping and stomping her feet until i let her get a sip out of the bucket (the hen/pig bucket! not the 'house milk').... i cant help it, i'm totally in love.
she's doing ok as far as health goes - you can tell she has some kind of slight defect in her legs...but she's so darn cute. she's probably half to 2/3's the size of a normal scovie hen. and she lays like the dickens for sure. one of the reasons we got rid of the drakes was because they nearly squashed her...and her baby from last year, Happy, seriously got mauled by those guys. our drakes were enormous. Happy is small - but not micro and its taken her all summer to recover. i love her too. lets face it, i'm a sucker for an adorable little duck.
but
dudes. there is no way i'm clicking on it... and there is SUPER-no-way i'm getting the "easy weanie" on my credit card statement!!! omg every time i think about it i get that horrific twitter pix of wiener's wanker in my head. its taken me MONTHS to erase that!! uguuguhghghhhh!
ha!
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