Savingdogs-Saving the chickens

You filked a song about my burnt tatas? They are looking better today. Course they always look GOOD....:hide :lol:

But the burns are better. No more dogs allowed in the cheese making kitchen.
 
Y'all are starting to give me "boob envy"! Lol! What if i was a lesbian trapped in a man's body? I've always been attracted to women, just not in the agressive way that average men are. I despise most men, but don't trust any women either, so i live alone with cats. I'll always be obsessed with women and especially redheads. Being that i am a man, this makes me a straight man. Now all i need is a brilliant comic. We'll get rich. :lol:
 
I tend to trust men more than women. Most females are liars and game players.
 
What! Guys are crappy liars, but they have other faults to balance the honesty. Women seem to be better at deception, but sometimes that can be an admirable skill. All blessings and curses considered, i put men and women on equal footing.
One exception is that i prefer male doctors. The female docs and RPNs seem very callous and insensitive, even sadistic. Do all female Doctors hate men? I'll never go to another female doctor as long as i live. They seem to get a kick out of seeing men in pain.
 
Not sure. In my experience, there are more honest males than females and since that is pretty much my main deciding factor on a person... :idunno

>.>

*quietly hands the thread back to SD*

sorry 'bout the jack. Have some cookies?
 
savingdogs said:
You filked a song about my burnt tatas? They are looking better today. Course they always look GOOD....:hide :lol:

But the burns are better. No more dogs allowed in the cheese making kitchen.
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about the whole experience..:P glad you are feeling better.
 
That is okay, Abi.....I have found both men and women can be equally deceptive, but I appreciate honesty. I feel like I am a pretty honest person and I don't like people who play games or who talk out both sides of their mouths. Those people always confuse me as I'm not really prepared to deal with that and tend to take people at face value.

So my Kindle broke yesterday. We aren't sure what happened. It fell out of my purse and was sitting in the driveway, It was in the case so should have been fine. Trouble found it. It looked unharmed but won't turn on. I think Amazon will replace it. Maybe it got too hot? :hu I'm going to try shipping it back.

Computer Nerd made it to London and met up with his friends okay. He is keeping us posted on Facebook, using a Kindle! So far he has commented on the coke having real sugar (unlike American coca cola) as he is a coca cola aficionado. His dog is moping, looking at me sadly. I hope he tries some more interesting things besides the Coca Cola. He is on the way to Victoria right now.

One of my good friends is running the Hood to Coast today for two mutual friend's family members with cancer. We are having a nice, cooler day here today so I hope it goes well for her. Right now I'm watching the sun come up and a big cloud is rolling up over Dunegan Mountain, looking like smoke swirling through the trees. Something spooky is out there, scaring the dogs and goats. They are trotting around the back yard, the goats running and stopping to stand erect, listening, and the dogs are just plain running the fence, barking. I assume a coyote pack is in the vicinity, so I won't let anyone free range today. This little catahoula/ridgeback dog is a GOOD farm dog. I love her. If we didn't already have a good home lined up, I'd be thinking of keeping her despite our budget. She is having trouble with housetraining but she is only a puppy still.
One mans' trash, always another man's treasure is how it works in the dog world.

Happy Friday everyone!
 
:hugs Yep. You are honest! That's why I lubs you. :love

Have a great Friday!! I'm off to dance class in a few minutes :)
 
WARNING PG13 rating.....


This was an anon contribution, not sure who it was from, maybe from Dee Dee herself

*SD's 5 dogs assemble their musical instruments, Bandit on drums, Anika adjusting the mike to suit her border collie height to do vocals with Bandit doing a little backup, Raider on base, Bindi Jo on guitar and Dee Dee on the saxophone.

To the Tune of "Hot Child in the City"

Danger in the shape of somethin' hot
Bounty of the farm, goat's milk in a pot
Dee Dee in the kitchen and she's on the floor
I don't know who let her in or how she got here

Hot milk burnt my titty
Hot milk burnt my titty
My red burns ain't lookin' pretty
Hot milk burnt my titty

Whey so hot to pour and coming through
Fresh cheese, can't wait to taste your goodness
Trip on the dog, me or Dee, which will hurt less
Down goes the milk, boobs take the hit, what a mess, yeah.

Hot milk burnt my titty
Hot milk burnt my titty
My red burns ain't lookin' pretty
Hot milk burnt my titty

Come on down to my place, baby
We'll talk about cheese
Come on down to my place, folks
We'll make cheese!

Hot milk burnt my titty
(Hot milk burnt my titty)
Dee Dee always underfoot
(Hot milk burnt my titty)
Poor dog (Dee Dee yelps!)
My red burns ain't lookin' pretty
Poor dog, in my way
Hot milk burnt my titty (all five dogs join in harmony)
Hot milk burnt my titty
Hot milk burnt my titty
Hot milk burnt my titty
Hot milk burnt my titty
Hot milk burnt my titty
Hot milk burnt my titty
Hot milk burnt my titty

All five dogs take a bow in unison and exit the stage. *
 
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