Thanks you guys!
Funny Farm, I do feel better today! I think I've drank enough water to pass most of the gunk out of my system
Deb, I admire you stopping. I think that I have lost my trust in my fellow human beings, which is sad :/ I see something, I WANT to act, but then a list of ulterior motives runs through my head! In the situation you described, I would wonder if he's faking it to rob somebody, or car jack somebody, or murder somebody

I make a mental note to get a clear description of him so that, if I see a story on the local news about a car jacking/robbery/murder, I can 'do my duty' and call in an accurate description of the person I saw. How sad is that?
Farmer Chick, I think I base too much on my past. I have paid for groceries I truly couldn't afford, with a credit card I wasn't so sure I could pay once the bill came in :/ Again though, it goes back to the huge trust issue I have these days. Shameful.
I skimmed the part you quoted, immediately found two errors

, then read that you like the way I write!

What? With all those errors?
And

Today, my brooder greeted me with yet ANOTHER broken, stinky egg

OK, I get it! Brooder experiment, epic fail! All eggs will be removed and we will return to our regularly scheduled programming... just as soon as DH gets home tonight to do it!
