So that's how i got in the business of generating my own electricity, free from the sky. There's no battery story to tell, just that i found a local source where i could get maintenance free, seal AGM batteries for less than $200 each. I now have four batteries and two 130 watt panels. But that's still not nearly enough to run a normal suburban home.
Death to energy hogging appliances! The washing machine story
I had a Kenmore washing machine. It was older model, sand colored, with a retro 1970s look. It was a little rusty around the corners, but that old thing would always get my clothes really clean. You could even throw in some leaves and straw, and that spiral agitator would pull clothes down and around and back up top, until all the leaves and dirt are gone. I really loved that washing machine but one day it broke down. I really didn't want a new one, so i dragged it to the front, down the steps, and heaved it up on the back of my truck. There's and old man up the road that repairs appliances, so i took it to him and dropped it off. When i returned to get my Kenmore, he pointed to a magic chef that was white and almost new looking.
"that's not my washing machine"
"Yes it is." He said, matter of fact.
"No, i had an old Kenmore."
"That's the one you dropped off." He said firmly. I glanced around the bone yard of washing machines, hoping to catch a glimpse of my beloved Kenmore. There was no sign of it. "You need some help loading it up?" the fragile looking old man said. I looked at him standing there, surrounded by a junkyard sea of appliances, his crumbling old mobile home in the background. 'This poor old guy's got alzheimer's." I thought. 'He sold my washer by accident, or he's got me confused with another customer.' The magic Chef was much newer and nicer looking.
"No thanks. I got it." I replied reluctantly. Then I loaded it up, and took it home.
I lugged it up the steps, through the house, to the laundry room in the back. I hooked it up and put in an overdue load of laundry. It worked fine, for about a month. One day it just stopped in the middle of a cycle. So i dragged it to the front, down the steps, and heaved it up on the back of my truck, again. I took it to the recycling center and dumped it off. Then went to a different repair guy and bought another used washer. Money was tight, because work was getting real slow, else i would have bought a brand new one. When i got home, I lugged it up the steps, through the house, to the laundry room. I hooked it up and put in an way past due load of laundry. It immediately started jumping around and banging up against the wall. 'Oh crap!' I thought. "Not another lemon!"
That was it. I was broke and and with no return policy, stuck with an unbalanced washing machine. It always took two or three tries, rearranging the cloths, at the start of every cycle, until it would stop shaking the entire house. That went on for about a year, until the incident with the power company. I quickly realized that to go off-grid, i would have to get rid of all my high-powered appliances. I decided to get a wash tub and try it out. I got big plastic wash tub for about $20 and a new, old fashioned style wash board. I found that by turning the wash board upside down and holding the legs in each hand, i could easily slosh the cloths back and forth like an washing machine. The hard part was fiddling with the hose and dumping the water. 'I need indoor plumbing for this, i thought. The laundry room already had water and drain connections, so i hatched a plan. I built a stand for the wash tub, so i could wash clothes standing up strait. No strain on the back. I cut a drain hole in the bottom of the tub near the front, using a hole saw attachment on my drill. I used a PVC male adapter, neoprene washer, steel washer, and an electrical conduit nut to secure the fitting. I then glued up a drain line with a ballcock valve for the shutoff. I mounted a sillcock valve above the tub, so it would be easy to fill it with water. All i have to is shut off the drain valve, fill the tub with water, and start working the wash board. I can drain, rinse, drain, rinse, let it soak, or add soap again to get clothes as clean as i want, cleaner than a washing machine. For lightly soiled cloths, it only takes about five minutes of very mild exercise. The only disadvantage is that i have to do fairly small loads, else it can turn into hard work. I love my wash tub. It saves me about $40 per month. Nice to have when you haven't worked in months!