The Diary Of Hardly

[big brown horse]

Awwww, shucks!

Brrr.....my new name reminds me of Nor'easter's to come.....those cold New England blizzards that come in off the ocean... I have to get going and make another batch of freelotion for that dry winter skin!

 

[Tallman]

The Diary of Hardly

Date: Im a hopin 4 sumpthin 2 develop.



Deer Mr. Diary



The other nite it happened again. I waz selected as the designated driver 4 a bunch uv guys who new that they were going to get looped on 2 much shine. Ive done this before, but I dont like it a tall. Well, I agreed 2 the job, but this time I figgered I wood just have me sum fun.

I dropped them all off at the wrong houses.



Hardly

 

[freemotion]

That'll teach 'em, Hardly!



Well, probably not....

I have a message for Ms. Tall(wo)man.... I am ready and available to screen a gal for Hardly to court!

 

[Tallman]

I have a message for Ms. Tall(wo)man.... I am ready and available to screen a gal for Hardly to court!

Dear Freemotion,

Ms. Tall(wo)man does not do the internet thing so you will have to work through Hardly and I. Hardly was over here this afternoon, and we watched T.V. together. The program was the Christmas Special from the Radio City Music Hall starring the Rockettes. I wish that we had watched something else because Hardly now has it in his head that you should go to New York and bring back one of these dancers so he can declare for her. According to him, they all have the necessary qualities that he would like in a wife, and he is hoping that you can leave right away.

Oh - just one more thing. If you pick out one that has black or blond hair, Hardly said to let him know as soon as possible because he will have to rewrite his poem.

Tallman

 

[freemotion]

Although NYC is only a couple hours away by car, I have no plans to go into The City during the holiday season. Maybe Hardly would like to broaden his horizons with a trip to the Big Apple!

I was in Grand Central Station once in my life. There were four people in it besides my little group. All four were police officers. It was September 19 or 20, 2001, and I was with a group of volunteers headed for Ground Zero. We all experienced a lot of "declaring!" Maybe some volunteer work would help Hardly find a quality woman to declare to!

 

[Tallman]

The Diary of Hardly

Date: Left blank intentionallee



Dear Mr. Diary-

I ben a reeden and wrighten on won uv them fourem things on the Interiornet over at a friend uv mines house. My friend will not let me rite directly to the members very much, but I do get to read watt they rite frum time 2 time. These hear fourems R just like hour telefone party lines back here in the hills. You can git connected 2 the forum an reed everbodys cofersation, but they dont care nun atall. Now I mean 2 tell U that they R in the developmeant stages uv a hole nu wa uv ritten. They use a bunch uv letters for words an then U got to figger out watt they R a sayin. Here are xsamples.

JMO - As neer as I kan tell, this stands 4 - JUST MY OPTIMIZATION.

LOL - The only thing I kan figger on this un is LEFT OUTA LINE
This un is real trickey cuz u hav 2 try 2 figger out watt line waz left out.

BTW - I think this means BUT TO WORDLYIZE. It meens that they R a gonna keep a ritten on the subjact.

The next 2 R real simple.

DH - means DEER HUNTER.

DW - means DISH WARSHER.


Thars a hole bunch more, but I think U get the idea.

Another great part uv the fourem is the journalization that goes on there. These folks discuss there gardens, an animals, an all kinda things thats a goin on in there lives. It is all very interestenin.

I even half me this here one lady who is a helpin me find a girl person to date. Her code name on the fourem is Freenotion, an if she wasnt already hitched, Id declare for her my own self.

If I ever save up enuff cash money to get my own computerized machine, Im a goin to join the fourem my own self an do my best to becom a first klass journalizer.

Hardly

 

[dacjohns]

Well look at that. I just asked Tallman about Hardly and here he is.

 

[freemotion]

BTW, my DH is also my DW!!!

 

[big brown horse]

Free!!!!!!!!!!!!! You make me laugh so!!!!

 

[Tallman]

The Diary of Hardly

Date: Im goin 2 ax Santy Klaws 4 a girl 2 date.



Deer Mr. Diary

Christmas is such a onederful time uv the year. Seems like everyone is busy with gettin presents made, dinners planned, an Christmas trees spotted 4 the cuttin. Its all fun and xcitin, but there is one special event that fills my hart more than any other. It happens during the time win we all gather at the old Amble Crick Schoolhouse 4 a Christmas supper and gettogether.

I cut a Christmas tree every year 4 the event, an take it over about an our befor everyone starts to get there. Cents we dont have school there no more, I hav 2 take sum wood along 4 the stove an get it lit so the place will be warm 4 the gatherin. Win everyone starts 2 arrive the kids dekorate the tree, the wimmen foke put the food on the tables wile the men get the benches set up an arranged. Finally, one uv the township trustees gets everyones attention. He talks a little bit about the past year, an then calls 4 a moment uv silence 4 those frum r area who have passed on, an 4 the men frum our area who are servin in the military. After the moment uv silence we sing, Be Present At R Table Lord, an then we start thru the line to get sumthin to eat. Every year the wimmen try 2 out do watt they did the year befor so there is lots 2 eat, an it seem 2 always be cooked 2 perfectication.

After the meal, the wimmen make up some plates full uv goodies to be taken out 2 be distributed to the shut ins. After the plates r given 2 the people who will do the distributin, we sing Christmas Carols. We end our singin time with Silent Nite, an then there is always another moment uv silence. Nobody haz 2 anounce it or nuthin. We just up an do it. 2 me it is a very precious type uv moment. I guess during this time everyone is caught up in his or her own thoughts. Its as though we are all a waitin 4 sumthin, but we dont no watt it is. Time just seems to stand still.

You no Mr. Diary so much uv everythin in r lives has to be planned. Announcements r made, suggestions are given as to how we are going 2 do this or that, but as 4 me, that unannounced moment uv silence that naturally comes after we sing Silent Nite in that old one room school house every year is one uv the most meaningfull moments in time.


Hardly