We haven't had any.....

[abifae]

LOL! Flying on duck poop in a crocheted rocket ship to....

This sounds like a very strange dream.

 

[SKR8PN]

Sounds like a dream I would have after an all niter of drinking beer and shots.

 

[FarmerChick]

here's to ya SKR--------------------



I walked in and the band just started
the singer couldn't care a tune in a bucket
Was on a mission to drown her memory but
I thought no way with all this rukus

But after one round with Jose Cuervo
I caught my boots tapping along with the beat
And After two rounds with Jose Cuervo
The band was sounding pretty darn good to me

Then some stranger asked me to dance
and i reviled to her my two left feet
Said "Don't get me wrong, im glad you asked,
But tonight's about beating an old memory

Then after Three rounds with Jose Cuervo
I let her lead me out on the floor
And after Four rounds with Jose Cuervo
I was showing off moves never seen before

Well, round five or round six
I forgot what I came to forget
After Round seven, Or was it eight?
I bought a round for the whole dang place

And after nine rounds with Jose Cuervo
They were counting me out and i was about to give in
Then after ten rounds with Jose Cuervo
I lost count and started counting again

One round with Jose Cuervo
I went two rounds
Three rounds


good song and 10 shots for ya!

 

[SKR8PN]

Thanks for the poem!


I am a died in the wool beer drinker and here is my prayer:

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, The bitter and The lager.
Forever and ever,

Barmen

 

[FarmerChick]

LOL SKR that is funny as heck.


mine was a song...Tracy Byrd sings it....you know, good old country song. It brought back many memories of the "olden party" days....lol

after all the liquors I have consumed thru the many years, beer is a constant. One I know I can continue to enjoy....while many of those hard liquors I won't be touching again.

here's to beer !! yeehaw