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whey too funny, sl!
Okay, now to get serious!

Found the two recipes that I was looking for that use whey.
-Garden Salad Dressing Mix:
Fresh basil, parsley, oregano, scallions (or any other blend of your favorite herbs)
1 1/2 T Sea Salt
1 T Black Pepper
4 T Whey
Puree all ingredients in food processor. This will fill a quart jar just over halfwhey.
Ferment at room temperature for 2 to 3 days, then refrigerate.
To use, add a glob of herb mixture to a cruet with some vinegar and olive oil. Shake well before using,
-Fermented Minced Garlic:
For Pint Jars (prepare in a quart jar):
4 - 5 garlic heads (bulbs)
2 teaspoons Sea Salt
2 Tablespoons whey
Peel and mince garlic, put into glass jar. Add sea salt and whey. Top ingredients off with filtered water (in quart jar) for 2 - 3 day fermentation at room temperature, then transfer to pint jars, store in refrigerator.
For Quart Jars:
15 heads (bulbs) of garlic
A couple Tablespoons Sea Salt
6 - 7 Tablespoons whey
Peel and mince garlic, put into glass jar. Add sea salt, whey and filtered water (add enough water so that the garlic is under the liquid). Ferment at room temperature for 2 - 3 days, then refigerate.
I will be trying the minced garlic recipe as soon as my garlic gets harvested and will post back here after it's done.
I am on a roll...just found another way to use it:
-Sprouting Grains:
1 Cup grains
1 Cup warm water
2 Tablespoons whey or ACV
Cover jar with cheesecloth. Let sit at room temperature for 7 to 24 hours.
Drain, rinse and add more water and whey or ACV (do this about every 8 hours).
Wait for sprouts.
***If you increase the amount of grains, make sure to increase the other ingredients.