Wifezilla's Rampage - Weekend Update w/ pics

[ohiofarmgirl]

Denise, I am 47 going on 48. With my rampaging hormones I still haven't figured out why they are both still alive. Just sayin'

Which of us will get to 48 first? It's next month for me. I think I need a tin foil cat hat too.

oh i've got plenty of these.. here you go.

 

[Henrietta23]

Thanks. Does the cat come with it or can I use one of my own? Is it dangerous in thunderstorms? 'Cause we've got a doosy goin' on right now!!!

 

[Wifezilla]

I hit 48 in September...if I don't die of an advil overdose . This month is the worst so far

I'm old and don't want more babies. If I could afford it I would have all the plumbing removed

Yesterday I ate an entire box of Breyers low carb fudgecicles. Eating a little healthier today. I have sweet potatoes in the nuker and I am going to top it with some pork sausage cooked with onions. The Okinowans would be proud

 

[Henrietta23]

I'm ready to be done too. It doesn't show any signs of stopping. If it takes wearing a foil clad cat on my head I'll seriously do it!

 

[Wifezilla]

And now for a political moment...

Chet's restaurant, touted as a beneficiary of Obama's auto bail out because it served auto workers, just closed it doors. Add that to the solar company that Obama visited and you can see how his administration is helping small businesses

Then there is Newt. His staff just walked out en masse. Ummm...yeah. Someone tell his RINO backside nobody is voting for him so he should go home and play with his barbie doll.

 

[Wifezilla]

Henrietta, mine are getting closer together. I thought they,would get further apart and then disappear!! I don't want to be the only 60 year old shopping in tampon isle!!!

 

[old fashioned]

If either of you are having hot flashes, I'd advise against the foil hats since it turns you into a modified 'easy bake oven'....trust me on this one!

 

[abifae]

Lol. Great idea on the door! Get many locks. One hubby doesnt get a key to

Tin foil hat + hot flash = zapp gun that the cat aims?

 

[dragonlaurel]

I think I'm ready for one of those hats. Make sure it's a friendly kitty. I don't want anything to have a bigger attitude than the way I've been feeling.

 

[Henrietta23]

Henrietta, mine are getting closer together. I thought they,would get further apart and then disappear!! I don't want to be the only 60 year old shopping in tampon isle!!!

No kidding, huh? I may have to move your way so we can keep each other company! I was never ever regular in my whole life. I'd go anywhere from 2 months to 6 between cycles. I was only regular when on BCPs. I have been off them for years and I'm as regular as anything. It's freaky! My naturopath tries to say that it's the healthier paleo-ish diet but the truth is I went off birth control before I started going to her and was regular then too. It's just weird!! And oddly predictable. Each day is a carbon copy of the last cycle. Day 1s are all the same. Day 2s are all the same. The stabbing backache three days before. The "someone must die" attitude. You name it! If they get any closer together there will be a mushroom cloud over the northeast that you will see out there!!!!! And someone had better bring me a bag of chocolate covered potato chips or it will be even worse!!!!